"Come on honey, we can feed Mr. Kangaroo rat poison later. He's busy right now."

"Not now, kid! Whoa, wait! Is that vegemite??"

kangaroo: "Hut one, Hut two,... oooooo peanuts"

"Little Jimmy was fond of feeding Viagra to the 'roos"

A young Ron Jeremy directs his first porn film.

"Yes, yes... I see you're number 7. I'm just finishing with number 6."

"Daddy, what are those kangaroos doing?"
"FUCKING!"