I'm a pretty open guy open to all sorts of activity in the realm of sensuality. What people wind up doing in the pursuit of the ultimate sexual experience is cool with me, no matter the legality. Sheep-fucking, cornholing the babysitter's boyfriend, grandma foot massages, exposing oneself at Chuck E. Cheese's, the jamming of test-fetuses up your ass (or the ass of someone you love), autoerotic-cannibalism, and humping wino's in their ear canal are all groovy practices, all part of the grand truth of eros.

But there's SOMEONE on here does some sick shit. (And when I say "he does sick shit" I mean, literally, he bones sick people's shit.)

REally...who is this person and what is the person's phone number....i must learn this ancient secret

You're so off the guest list for the next diseased shitfucking party, Arty.

There seems to be endless perks for joining this site

Please take my quote out of your signature : (

That's how I show love, Lusus!

But, okay, I will honor your request.

Thank you. I can be happy and complete once more, now that the pollution has been cleansed.

Why did you want your quote out of his signature? It was an awesome quote.

It makes me seem immoral. And if I don't have my morals, then all I'll have left is my health - which we all know is a very precarious condition to rely on, so I won't make the mistake of putting any faith in it. So, you see, morals are the thing. We cannot survive without morals.

If I could remember the quote I could argue about the morality of it.

Trust me, it's better this way.

I believe it had something to do with pancaking penises, but I could be wrong.

Oh man, there's nothing more worthy of moral high ground than pancaking penises into your stuff. Lemme tell ya brudder.

Penis pancakes aren't very fluffy

But full of protein.

I'm on the Opposite Atkins diet so i don't eat protien...only bread and carbs, lots and lots of carbs

I'm on this diet where I check to see if a food item is eating me, and if it isn't, I eat it.

I thought he was already out? My bad.