Don't be like Richard Prior and set your balls on fire.

Great balls o' fire!

It's the Macy's Day Jock Itch balloon.

Evolution has created the uber-crab.

** "Unlike the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs, this meteor's only claim to fame would be the extinction of green-spandex wearing jerkoffs"

** "World's largest Jellyfish caught off the shores of brazil"

** "Though Bizarre, the Vatican proceeded with Pope John-Paul the Second's unconventional burial request"

Dispite his efforts, Bob failed to convince his friends that he had brought the sun to Earth.

"Tired of living life in a boring bubble? Then get the new Bubble 'O Fire and watch as the ladies come flocking! They won't be able to stay away from your hot hot hot self!"

"Invalids are sexy!"

The tentacle bubble: It's the safe way to have tentacle sex.