He knew the super size me diet would get to him one day...poor Froo-froo

The ghetto litter box.

McDonald's opens its first restaraunt in China.

"NOW tell me that your cat doesn't keep eating all my fries, motherfucker?"

"I want a refund. This cat is just regular size, if that."

And I'll get to it before anyone else does:
"CAN YOU SUPER-SIZE THAT PUSSY?!"

Regulations limiting the amount of animal hair in food products are shockingly lax.

Nearing the end of his 30 day long experiment, Morgan Spurlock was 'litterally' "Shittin Kittens"

The new McPussy

"Caution: Filling may be hot."

This must be yours, Alf.