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meh September 20, 2001 8:08 PM	sucks.sucks.sucks.. it really sucks...what's the deal??
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gabe_billings September 20, 2001 8:18 PM	You've got to ask more like this... Say, what is the deal with this Star Trek? I mean hey, why the hell do they need to fly around and search out new civilizations? If I were them I'd spend all my time in the holodeck boning supermodels.
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crabby September 20, 2001 8:31 PM	Damn right!
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BigEvilDan September 20, 2001 8:40 PM	quote: You've got to ask more like this... Say, what is the deal with this Star Trek? I mean hey, why the hell do they need to fly around and search out new civilizations? If I were them I'd spend all my time in the holodeck boning supermodels. But the holodeck would break (it always does) and the supermodels would turn into ugly aliens. At least the new civilizations have hot alien chicks.
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crabby
September 21, 2001 3:46 AM

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You've got to ask more like this...

Say, what is the deal with this Star Trek? I mean hey, why the hell do they need to fly around and search out new civilizations? If I were them I'd spend all my time in the holodeck boning supermodels.

But the holodeck would break (it always does) and the supermodels would turn into ugly aliens. At least the new civilizations have *hot* alien chicks.

But those hot alien chicks have evil vagina's.
They try to turn us on just to ruin our mission and humiliate star fleet.

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gabe_billings September 21, 2001 7:03 AM	quote: have evil vagina's. There's no such thing.
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DexX
September 21, 2001 7:55 AM

Did you hear the one about the little boy who was caught by his mother, trying to look up a little girl's skirt? To stop him from doing it again, she warned him that girls all have big nasty teeth "up there". "If you ever try to touch a girl up her skirt," she said, "you will get bitten!" This story terrified the boy, and he never got over it, even when he grew to be an adult. He remained a virgin for a very long time, and would never listen to his friends when they told him there was nothing to worry about.

Finally, he fell in love with a wonderful girl. They were having a snuggle one night when she asked him to put his hand up her skirt. "No way!" he replied, "I know about those teeth!" After a long argument, she finally convinced him to at least have a look, and see for himself that she didn't have any teeth between her legs. She lay back, spread wide, and said, "Look, no teeth! Okay?"

He examined her closely, paused, then replied, "I'm not surprised! Look at the state of these gums!"

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meh September 21, 2001 12:33 PM	quote: Say, what is the deal with this Star Trek? I mean hey, why the hell do they need to fly around and search out new civilizations? ...total rip-off of Seinfeld, guy. a crap attempt at best...
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gabe_billings September 21, 2001 12:40 PM	quote: ...total rip-off of Seinfeld, guy. a crap attempt at best... You are one sharp cookie. I reckon only one person in a million would have reckognized that one.
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meh September 21, 2001 12:59 PM	----lalalalala----- i can't hear you.
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gabe_billings September 21, 2001 1:36 PM	Well, that's probably a good thing seeing as how we're conversing via text-based message boards. If you could hear me I'd say there was something wrong with your head. It doesn't matter anyway since I was making fun of you for everyone else's benefit, not yours.
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meh September 21, 2001 2:00 PM	i see right through your flashy words. your 'cool facade'. Arrogance. can you not take a joke? or is this seriousness your form of comic relief? and i do not wish for you to answer those questions.. yes..they are rhetorical.
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attitudechicka September 21, 2001 2:52 PM	Question: What exactly is a "meh"?
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gabe_billings
September 21, 2001 3:12 PM

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i see right through your flashy words. your 'cool facade'. Arrogance.

can you not take a joke? or is this seriousness your form of comic relief? and i do not wish for you to answer those questions.. yes..they are rhetorical.

Well Captain Craptastic, maybe you should hang around a little longer before you start joshing around by insulting people. I'll admit that there's a lot of insults being thrown about here. But it's all in good fun, and we know that. I know the regulars here and we've been hanging around together long enough for me to know what they mean when they make fun of me or post pictures of me felching gorillas.

I don't know you yet, but apparently you thought it was ok to just jump into the fray and insult me in a way that I took to be seroius. Had I known you were doing it to be funny I probably wouldn't have said what I did. But how am I supposed to know? I don't know anything about you.

If you went out to a bar and saw a group of your friends hanging out and you walked up to one of them and said, "What's up, bitch!?!", it wouldn't be a big deal.

Now if you walked into a bar and walked up to a group of complete strangers and patted one of them on the shoulder said the same thing, what do you think would happen? You'd probably get some nasty looks at best, if not punched in the mouth.

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meh September 21, 2001 4:39 PM	ah ok. you have made a good point. i'll grant you that. and i know i have not been here long. and i do not intend to. i am doing this because i am simply bored. i did not take your insults personally. this chat subject is of course 'fight' so i guess we've done that. and of course i do not know you personally.and i humour is shown in different ways. hopefully. we have come to an understanding.
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meh September 21, 2001 4:42 PM	quote: Question: What exactly is a "meh"? 'meh'... meh is a phrase. it is what you say to a person if they ask you a question and you have nothing important to say. watch the simpsons. they started it all...
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gabe_billings
September 21, 2001 4:53 PM

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ah ok. you have made a good point. i'll grant you that.
and i know i have not been here long. and i do not intend to. i am doing this because i am simply bored. i did not take your insults personally. this chat subject is of course 'fight' so i guess we've done that. and of course i do not know you personally.and i humour is shown in different ways.

hopefully. we have come to an understanding.

Done and done. Sorry if I got pissy.

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attitudechicka September 21, 2001 9:35 PM	quote: Sorry if I got pissy. Today was not your day, was it Gabe? sympathy hug
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gabe_billings September 21, 2001 9:40 PM	Awww....
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andydougan September 21, 2001 9:57 PM	quote: Today was not your day, was it Gabe? sympathy hug Bah! For once we've got an actual fight going in the correct forum, and it all turns to shit.
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DexX September 22, 2001 4:56 AM	DexX punches Andy in the mouth, kicks him in the groin, then pushes him in front of a speeding bus. Better?
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gabe_billings September 22, 2001 7:07 AM	I'd better post this everywhere to make sure he gets it... Ode to Dougan
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andydougan September 22, 2001 12:37 PM	quote: DexX punches Andy in the mouth, kicks him in the groin, then pushes him in front of a speeding bus. Better? I meant fights that I'm not involved in and can watch in passive amusement.
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andydougan September 22, 2001 12:40 PM	quote: I'd better post this everywhere to make sure he gets it... Ode to Dougan I heard you the first time. I cried into my pillow all last night because of it.
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boorite September 26, 2001 8:18 AM	quote: 'meh'... meh is a phrase. It's not a phrase. It's not even a word. It's a noise.
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boorite September 26, 2001 8:22 AM	Remember that time they beamed down to Planet Utah or whatever, where they had all these perfect white people in a perfect society, and they took Weasley prisoner becuase he tripped over a fence or something? And they were going to execute him, and the crew couldn't intervene because of the Prime Directive? That was one moment in which I loved the Prime Directive.
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DexX September 26, 2001 9:09 AM	Meh is onomatopoeia.
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andydougan
September 26, 2001 9:09 AM

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Remember that time they beamed down to Planet Utah or whatever, where they had all these perfect white people in a perfect society, and they took Weasley prisoner becuase he tripped over a fence or something? And they were going to execute him, and the crew couldn't intervene because of the Prime Directive?

Can't say I do. What's the Prime Directive again? That you shouldn't interfere in other cultures or summat, no matter how buggered up they are? Seems a silly rule to me.

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DexX September 26, 2001 9:39 AM	In Star Trek: Valium, the Prime Directive seemed to be "Mess around with other cultures as much as you like, unless doing so would get you home by lunchtime, in which case your actions are bad." Fuck, I hated that show...
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boorite September 26, 2001 9:52 AM	I think they were just using the Prime Directive as an excuse to let Wesley die.
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boorite
September 26, 2001 10:16 AM

How many times do the crew have to get trapped on the holodeck before they rip the damned thing out and put in racquetball courts?

How were the Borg any different from, say, IBM?

Why do the Klingons have such a hardon for superfluous apostrophes? They're all like, sh'e is b'uil't like a br'ick sh'ithou'se.

Do the Enterprise's toilets flush right out into space? If not, why not?

Who would know if Troy was making up all that ESP crap?

Lastly: SYNTHEHOL? Why, God, why??

This concludes my Seinfeld impression.

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boorite September 26, 2001 10:43 AM	quote: Meh is onomatopoeia. OK Mr. Linguist, I thought onomatopoeia was where the sound of a word is imitative of the sound of its referent, like the "clang" of a bell. "Meh" just sounds like a dismissive grunt to me-- an indexical sign, but not a word. Ooh, we're fighting now.
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boorite September 26, 2001 10:47 AM	quote: what they mean when they... post pictures of me felching gorillas. "Gabe felches gorillas."
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gabe_billings September 26, 2001 1:53 PM	quote: quote: what they mean when they... post pictures of me felching gorillas. "Gabe felches gorillas." Shouldn't you be learning the Dewey Decimal system or something?
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boorite September 27, 2001 7:03 AM	quote: Shouldn't you be learning the Dewey Decimal system or something? Meh.
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DexX
September 27, 2001 9:18 AM

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OK Mr. Linguist, I thought onomatopoeia was where the sound of a word is imitative of the sound of its referent, like the "clang" of a bell. "Meh" just sounds like a dismissive grunt to me-- an indexical sign, but not a word.

Okay then, what is the difference between these two words: "grunt" vs "ugh"? They both refer to the same thing, but they are very different. One is a "label", a name given to a type of sound made by people (and other similar noises, such as a pig). The second is an imitation, in text, of a grunt. Thus, the second word is onomatopoia - an attempt to simulate a sound in pronounceable text.

"Meh" is essentially just a grunt. Someone can't meh, or meh at you. They say "meh", or go "meh". They can grunt, but they can't meh. Maybe in years to come, it will enter the English language and actually become a verb/noun, just like grunt (which, if you say it out loud, sounds rather like the sound it refers to). Until then it is just an imitation of a sound - onomatopoeia.

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boorite September 28, 2001 10:54 AM	FOOD FIIIGHT!!!
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Lord_Azala September 28, 2001 10:57 AM	throws a pie at boorite wheee!
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ObiJo
September 30, 2001 5:08 AM

Hot damn, a Star Trek Seinfeld thread. Just as the prophesy foretold.

I mean, what's up with Spock? I'm a human, I'm a vulcan, I'm a human, I'm a vulcan. Why not just pick one or split it. Hucan or Vulman. He's a Vulman, hear him roar.

And Kirk,...could he...talk much slower? You know what I'd like to see, Kirk playing $25000 Pyramid. "It is...another name...for car." And then his time would be up.

Scotty's clearly insane. He's either screaming or playing with machines. I have an uncle like that. Only leaves the garage twice a year and that's just to yell at my aunt about the price of bread.

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kaufman
September 30, 2001 6:53 PM

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Hot damn, a Star Trek Seinfeld thread. Just as the prophesy foretold.

I mean, what's up with Spock? I'm a human, I'm a vulcan, I'm a human, I'm a vulcan. Why not just pick one or split it. Hucan or Vulman. He's a Vulman, hear him roar.

And Kirk,...could he...talk much slower? You know what I'd like to see, Kirk playing $25000 Pyramid. "It is...another name...for car." And then his time would be up.

Scotty's clearly insane. He's either screaming or playing with machines. I have an uncle like that. Only leaves the garage twice a year and that's just to yell at my aunt about the price of bread.

And what's this with McCoy. Always "He's dead, Jim." Guy's obviously a serious angel of death. Want to genocide a planet? Just beam him and Jessica Fletcher down, and wait a week.

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