Hey, these are fun. Just put the random comic layout button, ONCE, and add text. Don't change anything. I did it. Some of 'em are alright.

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Seems I have masturbation on my mind. MAYBE I SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

I was going to give you some constructive criticism, but then I noticed that you have more stars than me. So I'm obviously not worthy to lick the smegma from your navel, much less comment on your comics.

I have to agree that making these random comics is fun (see my "Random Bullshit" series.) However they are not nearly as much fun for others to read (see my "Random Bullshit" series.)

That said, I found the constantine one rather amusing.

You lied about the stars, Andy-Man. For that, you're banned from the site forever.

Which site? That's for you to find out.

Also, thanks for the lukewarm comments, you two. I'm quivering with joy.

At the time of writing you had five stars. Obviously some joker thought it'd be clever to make a liar of me.

It seems like all of these comics are just making the same joke about how they were generated by a random layout, with the occaisonal non-sequitur thrown in to try to fool the reader into thinking there's something to them.

Yeah, well. I never claimed to be a plotsmith.

BUT I AM

Here's the latest in this contest I'm having with my past entries in the contest.

Mmm...I don't know. Somebody else can do this too, you know, if you want to or whatever.

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Here's a joke; my grasp of roman numerals. Should I have just left that one alone?

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Mmm...I don't know. Somebody else can do this too, you know, if you want to or whatever.

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I meant in this thread YOU ENORMOUS TOOL.

Sheesh.

random comics are fun though they need to increase the chances that a black character will show up or else jesse jackson's gonna be on this site faster than bill clinton on a hooters waitress

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Continuity in random layout comics? Unhoid of!

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Oh, my God! What a great concept! (wink, wink! nudge, nudge)