Hello, beautiful. I'm back and I'm bad. I'm black and I'm mad.
I'm actually not black, so don't let that influence your opinion.
You fucking racist.

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I've been away for a long time due to a new job and a touch of writer's block. And I had the flu. And I think I gained like three pounds. I'm disgusting, don't look at me. Please don't leave me, I can change. I just love you so much. I'd die without you. Make up sex?

The concepts of the first two were funny, but the jokes themselves lacked kick. The third and fourth were great, though.

Welcome back! The sc is a better place for it.