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Vicious203 May 1, 2005 10:30 AM	Since a few of mine and JohnnyZero27's comics revolve around Lindsay Lohan dying, getting drunk, raped, and etcetera, I would like to start the Screw Lindsay Lohan post. ahem SCREW LINDSAY LOHAN! Please feel free to add on to this. People also included can be Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, The Olsen Twins, or Barry Manilow...Wait no, he's cool.
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crabby May 1, 2005 12:35 PM	I have no problem with Lindsay Lohan. I thought Mean Girls was a really funny movie.
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Inflatable_Man May 1, 2005 12:48 PM	I definitely would like to screw Lindsey Lohan. And all those other new-fangled Hollywood harlots that guy mentioned.
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cpausti May 1, 2005 5:21 PM	quote: I definitely would like to screw Lindsey Lohan. And all those other new-fangled Hollywood harlots that guy mentioned. Especially Barry Manilow.
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BigFrank105 May 1, 2005 5:27 PM	I would most definitely like to screw Lindsey Lohan.
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Fuj May 1, 2005 6:26 PM	As well as seconding Bif Granks opinion i'd also like to add that I would trudge my testicles over a sea of broken glass if it meant I could smell her fart. No... Dont even try. You cant get any lower.
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andydougan May 1, 2005 6:33 PM	Isn't she just a chubby little adolescent with a boob job?
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BigFrank105 May 1, 2005 7:05 PM	Yes, but she's a chubby adolescent with a boob-job that happens to have red hair... see?
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kaufman May 1, 2005 8:14 PM	Shit, if you want to screw a chubby adolescent with red hair, all you need to do is build a time machine, go back a quarter century, and force-feed me for a few months. And yes, quite a few of my summer jobs involved working with boobs!
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BigFrank105 May 2, 2005 5:10 AM	quote: Shit, if you want to screw a chubby adolescent with red hair, all you need to do is build a time machine, go back a quarter century, and force-feed me for a few months. That's the best idea I've heard yet
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MikeyG May 2, 2005 7:56 AM	She's passed into the realm of the Anorexic Starlet now. I'd rather have banged her when she was "chubby". And yes, I'd screw Lindsay Lohan. With my penis first, but then into a wall with a concrete drill.
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PhreakyChinchilla May 2, 2005 9:12 AM	On the red hair topic: I don't think the drapes match the carpet, boys.
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MikeyG May 2, 2005 9:49 AM	My carpet doesn't match my drapes either. But they both came with the place.
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BigFrank105 May 2, 2005 2:23 PM	Haven't any of you heard the term "Fire Crotch"? Come on, the drapes DO match the carpet.
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Inflatable_Man May 2, 2005 2:58 PM	quote: Haven't any of you heard the term "Fire Crotch"? Oh god... When I was a right bastard in High School, me and my friends used to make some poor redhead kid cry by calling him that.
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andydougan May 2, 2005 3:11 PM	I used to get called that at school. But that was more because of my sexual reputation.
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BigFrank105 May 2, 2005 7:47 PM	quote: I used to get called that at school. But that was more because of my sexual reputation. Andy you dumbass, burning your pubic hair doesn't get you laid.
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Rabid_Weasle May 2, 2005 10:29 PM	I have (and I'm sure Kaufman as well) been called Fire Crotch more than a few times in my day. It was half a nickname of mine at one point. The full being Ty Ty Buns Firecrotch (don't ask).
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Inflatable_Man May 3, 2005 5:59 AM	quote: Jesus Christ, I just noticed this and it scared the crap out of me. Whose leg is that in the background? Is that Lindsey's pimp?!
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PhreakyChinchilla May 3, 2005 6:40 AM	quote: Jesus Christ, I just noticed this and it scared the crap out of me. Whose leg is that in the background? Is that Lindsey's pimp?! I think we figured out where boorite has been.
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MikeyG May 3, 2005 8:06 AM	quote: I have (and I'm sure Kaufman as well) been called Fire Crotch more than a few times in my day. It was half a nickname of mine at one point. The full being Ty Ty Buns Firecrotch (don't ask). That's it. You're totally Ty Ty Buns Firecrotch to me from now on. I've got to change your comment now.
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Inflatable_Man May 3, 2005 9:20 AM	quote: I think we figured out where boorite has been. On second thought, it might be her crazy, alcoholic, stalker Dad, Michael Lohan. Guy seriously wants to bang his own daughter.
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BigFrank105 May 3, 2005 1:29 PM	quote: Guy seriously wants to bang his own daughter. If she was my daughter I'd... nevermind...
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ivytheplant May 3, 2005 5:58 PM	quote: The full being Ty Ty Buns Firecrotch (don't ask). I'm asking.
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kaufman May 3, 2005 9:06 PM	quote: I have (and I'm sure Kaufman as well) been called Fire Crotch more than a few times in my day. It was half a nickname of mine at one point. The full being Ty Ty Buns Firecrotch (don't ask). Actually, people of all stripes tended not to look in the direction of my crotch. Few mortals have any idea whatsoever of what's down there.
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little_kitty May 3, 2005 9:13 PM	quote: quote: The full being Ty Ty Buns Firecrotch (don't ask). I'm asking. I'm going to assume that its "Ty Ty" because your name is Tyler, "Buns" because your parents own a bakery, and "Fire Crotch" because you set your nads on fire as a "dare"
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Rabid_Weasle May 3, 2005 10:14 PM	Yes, my wang burns with the fiery rage of Zlaxtor: God of Destruction!
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Melkor May 6, 2005 5:52 PM	quote: quote: I have (and I'm sure Kaufman as well) been called Fire Crotch more than a few times in my day. It was half a nickname of mine at one point. The full being Ty Ty Buns Firecrotch (don't ask). Actually, people of all stripes tended not to look in the direction of my crotch. Few mortals have any idea whatsoever of what's down there. and those who do, stop being mortals really fast.
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biped May 11, 2005 8:55 AM
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PhreakyChinchilla May 11, 2005 10:32 AM	Once again, you have succeeded in disturbing me, biped. Nice job.
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KungChiFu May 11, 2005 12:15 PM	Is that a fishing lure stuck in her bellybutton? Oh, and on a related note: Horray for boobies!
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biped May 11, 2005 12:32 PM	quote: Once again, you have succeeded in disturbing me, biped. Yay!
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