Forum archives » Photoshop Valley » PV 146: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

squidrabies
May 20, 2005 11:46 PM

Uhh.. Hi. Sorry it took me two days. Wow, thanks for the win! It's sort of sad that I won a photoshop contest with an unaltered image from Google and MSpaint. Pretty ironic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry. Anyway, on the the new thing or whatever.

Okay. I'll just do a stream of consciousness thing here... uh.. figs. No, wait... El Dorado. No, that doesn't mean anything. Hang on... bucket... potty... people that start with V... anglo-saxon ingenuity... fuck...

Okay, screw it. In honor of MSpaint(if this is allowed in a Photoshop contest), I would like to share with you kind people a game I made up one night at work when I was very bored. It's the most difficult game in the world. It's called "Abstract Noun Pictionary". The rules are simple. Draw a picture of an abstract noun, like love or respect.

Here is a definition:
"An abstract noun is a noun that refers to an idea, emotion, feeling, or quality that cannot be detected by the five senses (touch, taste, hearing, sight, smell).
Many abstract nouns are formed by adding noun-forming suffixes to adjectives, such as -ness and -ity in English, e.g. happiness, serenity. Other examples of abstract nouns in English include: beauty, bravery, deceit, history, size."

Simple. If you like, you can even use Photoshop to piece together images representing an abstract noun. You can't use letters or words or numbers. Anyone can give guesses for the submitted pictures. If a picture is guessed correctly, it will be placed in the winner's circle and I will choose the best correctly guessed submission. If nothing is guessed correctly, or nobody bothers to guess, I will ask the artists to give the answer and I will judge which most closely resembles the chosen abstract noun. I'll give you a week, week and half, whatever it takes. Multiple submissions are encouraged.

p.s. If doing an MSpaint contest in a Photoshop contest forum is taboo or something, I can think of something else. But I think it's pretty cool.

p.p.s. For you Mac users: I don't guess you have MSpaint.. does Mac have an equivalent? I have no idea. I guess either you're shit out of luck, or you'll make do. Sorry. You should have learned how to use a computer. (Anti-Mac barb. Forgive me.)

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biped
May 21, 2005 2:58 PM

I hope this one isn't too obvious.

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possums
May 21, 2005 4:18 PM

quote:
I hope this one isn't too obvious.

Asshole.

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biped
May 21, 2005 7:20 PM

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Asshole.

I'll assume that's a ham-handed testament to my greatness.

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possums
May 22, 2005 9:58 AM

quote:
quote:
Asshole.

I'll assume that's a ham-handed testament to my greatness.

Biped is awesome!

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biped
May 28, 2005 9:44 PM

I can only assume that my entry was so astoundingly great that everyone is leaving it unchallenged as a sign of their awe-stricken reverance.

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ivytheplant
May 29, 2005 1:34 PM

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p.p.s. For you Mac users: I don't guess you have MSpaint.. does Mac have an equivalent? I have no idea. I guess either you're shit out of luck, or you'll make do. Sorry. You should have learned how to use a computer. (Anti-Mac barb. Forgive me.)

So, does that mean I can't enter at all? I guess I could use my PC, but I really hate MSPaint which is why I do all my image stuff on Photoshop. Which is on my Mac.

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possums
May 29, 2005 1:43 PM

Yeah, there's Adobe Illustrator, which for the low low price of $300 and 178.95 MB filespace, you can create beautiful vector art and other ms-painty art styles.

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Rabid_Weasle
May 29, 2005 11:59 PM


..

Fuckin' A, for Adobe Illustrator.

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possums
May 30, 2005 10:31 AM

Hey, Rabid, you've seen that one gorgeous Ms-Paint pic, right? Man, that shit is just genius.

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Rabid_Weasle
May 30, 2005 8:41 PM

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possums
May 30, 2005 8:44 PM

Uh huh. It's so pretty.

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biped
May 30, 2005 9:08 PM

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a drawing that i used mspaint to draw with alittle photophop bluring

Yeah, with a LOT of "photophop" you mean. He did this all with MSpaint like I have a fourteen-inch dick.

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Rabid_Weasle
May 30, 2005 10:35 PM

You didn't specify real dick. He wins.

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biped
May 31, 2005 6:45 AM

Damn it. I always mess up when I forget to specify real dick.

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possums
May 31, 2005 9:32 AM

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a drawing that i used mspaint to draw with alittle photophop bluring

Yeah, with a LOT of "photophop" you mean. He did this all with MSpaint like I have a fourteen-inch dick.

That's the meanest thing you've ever said.

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squidrabies
June 1, 2005 12:19 AM

Enough! Or maybe not nearly enough! Possums wins with HAM HANDS! I give up! 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29, 2029... the day MSpaint becomes SELF-AWARE! You will all rue this day! Exclamation point! Poink!

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possums
June 1, 2005 8:45 AM

H-h... holy shit! Take that, Bipped!

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biped
June 1, 2005 9:02 AM

Well, I did supply the inspiration for it.

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