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Thomasisneat September 22, 2001 9:47 PM	Here are the rules: 1. No jokes relating to other relatives such as your mom jokes. 2. Insults must be replied to in two days. 3. Insults cannot be longer than 20 words. 4. The insult contest will finish when the loser replies with a phrase such as "fuck you" or "go to hell" I will be checking for challengers daily. As the insult fight continues, anyone who feels free to comment can.
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wirthling September 22, 2001 10:05 PM	quote: 1. No jokes relating to other relatives such as your mom jokes. Why not? Is your mom sensitive about about being a transsexual hooker?
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gabe_billings September 22, 2001 11:18 PM	35126
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Thomasisneat September 23, 2001 9:56 AM	Nah... she's just sensitive about having to deal with toaster fuckers like yourself.
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attitudechicka September 23, 2001 10:23 AM	What is the point of having rules if it's a fight?
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Thomasisneat September 23, 2001 10:30 AM	I don't want people making pathetic your mom jokes and such if I'm gonna insult them... It's too pathetic, attitudechicka. And to make it realistic it is only twenty words or less because in real life insults aren't very long. I don't want three page insults.
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andydougan September 23, 2001 10:51 AM	quote: Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D Only losers put noses in smileys.
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DexX September 23, 2001 10:53 AM	Noses in smileys are inefficient. :) vs :-) Same effect, but one of these has 50% more characters! (Hey, do we ever stay on topic in any thread?)
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andydougan September 23, 2001 11:12 AM	My comment about smileys was an insult, so it was still on topic. Uh, motherfucker.
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DexX September 23, 2001 11:48 AM	Mine wasn't. Derailing threads is fun. Who knows, Thomas might get shitty about it and pick a fight with me, and then I will have inadvertently started an on-topic exchange...
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joshw September 23, 2001 11:54 AM	uhh. you are so fat, you weigh more than 200 pounds.(?) well that one really, really, really sucked.
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BigEvilDan September 23, 2001 11:59 AM	quote: Uh, motherfucker. No family references, dougan. Uh, donkeyfucker.
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Thomasisneat September 23, 2001 12:10 PM	I thought it was just gonna be me and wirthling. Aaargh!
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andydougan September 23, 2001 1:34 PM	quote: quote: Uh, motherfucker. No family references, dougan. Uh, donkeyfucker. Oh yeah. Forgot about that rule. Uh, newbiecornholer.
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andydougan September 23, 2001 1:40 PM	quote: I thought it was just gonna be me and wirthling. Aaargh! But you said that anyone who feels free to comment can. Or anyone who can comment should feel free to. Or something.
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Thomasisneat September 23, 2001 1:44 PM	Comments are alright, but people are derailing this post and trying to make insults to me that I don't want to answer! How are we supposed to fight with so many distractions in the way?
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gabe_billings
September 23, 2001 3:51 PM

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Here are the rules:
1. No jokes relating to other relatives such as your mom jokes.
2. Insults must be replied to in two days.
3. Insults cannot be longer than 20 words.
4. The insult contest will finish when the loser replies with a phrase such as "fuck you" or "go to hell"

I will be checking for challengers daily. As the insult fight continues, anyone who feels free to comment can.

I have no idea how that other strip ended up here. It was supposed to be this one..

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gabe_billings September 23, 2001 3:54 PM	quote: How are we supposed to fight with so many distractions in the way? Deal out bitchslaps like nobody's business.
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gabe_billings September 23, 2001 3:56 PM	You worthless, dickfaced, shiteating raccoon humper.
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wirthling September 23, 2001 4:52 PM	quote: Nah... she's just sensitive about having to deal with toaster fuckers like yourself. Ah, so there was a toaster inside your mother? I'm not surprised. I also found a sofa, a Buick, and the New York Knicks in there last time I visited.
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Thomasisneat September 23, 2001 4:56 PM	You sure you weren't just masturbating in the Museum of Natural History to the pictures of Thomas Edison?
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gabe_billings September 23, 2001 6:51 PM	quote: You sure you weren't just masturbating in the Museum of Natural History to the pictures of Thomas Edison? HAHA! Wirthling, you dipshit! I told you someone would find out about that! Did you know he got cited for indecent exposure 'cause a group of nuns walked by?
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gabe_billings September 23, 2001 6:56 PM	quote: You sure you weren't just masturbating in the Museum of Natural History to the pictures of Thomas Edison? Or maybe he was jacking off to the woolly mammoth display at the Air & Space Museum.
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boorite September 24, 2001 7:53 AM	Thomasisshite.
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Brad September 24, 2001 10:48 AM	quote: Thomasisshite. boowrong.
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DexX September 24, 2001 10:55 AM	quote: quote: Thomasisshite. boowrong. Uhrmmm... Gabe Felchings... No, that's crap...
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attitudechicka September 24, 2001 10:59 AM	I have no doubt in my mind that Thomas comes from an Amish community in Northern Iowa.
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kaufman September 24, 2001 12:32 PM	quote: quote: Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D Only losers put noses in smileys. Andydougan has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible
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wirthling September 24, 2001 1:28 PM	quote: You sure you weren't just masturbating in the Museum of Natural History to the pictures of Thomas Edison? Was this supposed to be an insult? Thomas Edison was one sexy mofo. At any rate, I noticed that your mom was mentioned in the Museum of Natural History's exhibit on interspecies mating.
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Thomasisneat September 24, 2001 3:50 PM	You sure you weren't just masturbating in a broom closet and thought my mom was a mop and the mop bucket was a rhinoceros, toejam licker?
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Thomasisneat September 24, 2001 3:52 PM	Amish? Shite? What in God's name is going on here!
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wirthling September 24, 2001 4:07 PM	OK, thomasisneat, you win. Maybe someone else can compete with your razor wit, but it is not I.
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Thomasisneat September 24, 2001 7:04 PM	That is a joke, right?
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boorite September 26, 2001 8:13 AM	quote: quote: Thomasisshite. boowrong. I am cowed and humbled.
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andydougan September 26, 2001 12:22 PM	quote: quote: Thomasisshite. boowrong. wirthless! DixX! Ho ho! I kill me! How about artichokechicka? Or is that too crap?
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gabe_billings September 26, 2001 1:51 PM	quote: OK, thomasisneat, you win. Maybe someone else can compete with your razor wit, but it is not I. Really, how could anyone? He was just too good. There's no shame in being beaten by the best.
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joshw September 26, 2001 8:55 PM	quote: I have no doubt in my mind that Thomas comes from an Amish community in Northern Iowa. Amish people aren't allowed computers.
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CaptainObvious September 27, 2001 8:49 AM	quote: Amish people aren't allowed computers. I have an apprentice.
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gabe_billings
September 27, 2001 4:42 PM

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I have no doubt in my mind that Thomas comes from an Amish community in Northern Iowa.

Amish people aren't allowed computers.

That's the old Amish. We're talking the new, progressive Amish. Cripes, did you think they were going to keep track of all that canned shit down in the root cellar with the back of a shovel and a piece of coal? Hell, no. It's all Palm Pilots these days, with wireless networking so the women home fixing dinner can get a head count on the boys building the barns.

Even their cows are tracked by GPS.

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DexX September 27, 2001 9:32 PM	I hear they are getting in trouble with the (R)SPCA for their attempts to fit a turbo-charged V8 engine into a horse's arse, though.
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gabe_billings October 6, 2001 7:19 PM	Wirthling is a dookie head.
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wenisinfurs October 9, 2001 4:39 PM	38450 a comic for everyone.
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attitudechicka October 9, 2001 9:03 PM	quote: This is the only way YOU'LL ever get nailed. Somehow, I find that untrue.
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crabby October 10, 2001 3:25 AM	As do I. Wenisfurs smells!
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kramer_vs_kramer October 10, 2001 5:49 AM	Wenisinfurs is a ponce. I say we all go round his house and give him a damn good shoeing.
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wenisinfurs October 10, 2001 8:30 AM	It's just the directness of the insult you don't like as well as the fact that it encompasses EVERYONE. In a sense, you don't want to believe it means you but sub-conciously you know it does and the last resort of chickens is always violence. It would help to be able to spell as well. Namaste. :}
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kramer_vs_kramer October 10, 2001 8:47 AM	quote: In a sense, you don't want to believe it means you but sub-conciously you know it does and the last resort of chickens is always violence. It would help to be able to spell as well. It would indeed. You know Wenis, you do have an opportunity to correct the spelling mistakes before hitting "save".
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boorite October 10, 2001 9:11 AM	You're a furry little wenis, aren't ye?
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DexX
October 10, 2001 9:15 AM

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It's just the directness of the insult you don't like as well as the fact that it encompasses EVERYONE. In a sense, you don't want to believe it means you but sub-conciously you know it does and the last resort of chickens is always violence. It would help to be able to spell as well.

I love people like this...

"Hey, you internet geeks! You're all pubescent pimply losers with no lives who will never get laid! I don't fall into this category, becaue my purpose here is not to be a geek like you people, but to take the piss out of geeks. The fact that many of you are women, married, and/or have more of a life than I ever will, trying to show how intellectually superior I am by having a go anonymously at people online who have done nothing to provoke by malice, other than simply being there, means nothing to me at all."

Wenisinfurs, there is no reason for you to be here. Please do everyone a favour, and don't be.

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evil_d October 10, 2001 9:22 AM	quote: This is the only way YOU'LL ever get nailed. quote: a comic for everyone. Well, there goes the species.
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