"I'm sorry; Speak-No-Evil isn't in right now. Perhaps I may be of assistance."

The scientists' big joke on Bubbles was to teach him sign language for "fuck me in the eyeballs" and releasing him into the Home for Deaf Sexual Preditors.

So that's why my mom stopped taking me to the zoo...

"Help! My eyes!! I just watched the hot tub scene between Kathleen Bates and Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt!"

And to this day, neither Eminem nor Kid Rock is allowed to return to that zoo.