**Doc, ya gotta give me somethin, it feels like my cock is on fire.

**KFC fell under scrutiny for its methods of flash cooking.

**Rooster Cog-burn

...another victim of excessive pecker friction.

...Dragoncock Z powers up for his next attack.

...outtakes from the most fun stag party ever to take place in Muddy River, MO.

The unfortunate result of trying to give a chicken the powers of the Human Torch.

-- Did you hear about the blonde who tried to make a Molotov cocktail?

-- "You know, Phoenix, you can be a real bastard when you're drunk."

-- When the brass found out, Major Sanders was immediately promoted.

Dr. Dre's latest protege wanted that cool "walking through fire" effect in his first video.

It took the debut of Chicken Land Mines for the networks to realize reality television was on the way out.

Insanely Hot flavored wings, fresh and ready.

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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to make a Molotov cocktail?

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Even VH1 refused to air Pat Benatar's comeback video, "Hell Is For Chickens."

I AM THE COCK OF HELL-FIRE!!

Reminds me of the time when I was peeing, and realized I unwittingly contracted gonorhea...

All dogs go to heaven... but apparently all chickens don't get a free pass.