The title says it all. Have fun with this person:

Here are page after page of beautiful images of Tom Cruise that you can use:

Page after page of beautiful images of Tom Cruise

If you can't think of anything fun to do with Tom Cruise, then maybe you could just use one of these guys:

Or, perhaps, a combination of all three. Think of all the possibilities...and then make them a hilarity-filled reality. Johnny -- tell them what they could win.

"IT'S A BRAND NEW CAAAAAAR!!!"

That's right -- if you enter this contest and your entry is the one that is chosen as the winner of the contest, then you get to download this picture of a car, put it on your desktop, and pretend that you are driving it around town, impressing everyone. VROOOM!!! VROOOM!!!.

Judging will take place. Have fun!

Is it all the cornbread that gives him such lustrous hair?

I don't know about the hair, but Terry does love that cornbread!

Terry does a great Tom Cruise impression. Don't you Terry?

Well, that's the entry to beat, folks.

last one for now.

Funny, I always thought Tom was more of a boob.

he's more of a twat.

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Judging will take place.

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ALERT ALERT ALERT

JUDGING IMMINENT

THAT IS ALL
YOU MAY NOW RESUME YOUR NORMAL DAILY ACTIVITIES

now we know what happened to smokey

THIRD PLACE: goes to HCRoyall

for the beautiful "Terry Does A Great Tom Cruise Impression"

SECOND PLACE: goes to possums

for the delightful "Tom Cruise Gets Executed"
and

FIRST PLACE: and the "A For Effort" Award

goes to

mandingo

for the delicious "Tom Cruise's Exposed Brain"
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The ordeal of hosting the next PV is now yours.

What in the seismic fuck are you smoking?

Both of you!

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What in the seismic fuck are you smoking?

Both of you!

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i've won something! i've had a speech for this moment since i was 12 years old.

ahum

"ladies and the gentleman of the jury that is clearly not my dickprint all over the victim.."

wrong speech.

ahum

"thank you biped. i am only 12 now and do not know you but am sure your an okey dokey kind of guy having just awarded me the prestigious [insert award name here]. i thank you for this award and i thank your parents for effectively humping in the not too distant future."

now i have to go and masturbate to my entry but after that i'll check over the other photoshop valley contests to try to come up with something good (assuming asian nut torture doesnt work out)