"Communion 2" is lousy. Everyone knows that priests molest children, and anyone seeing a priest in the first panel will automatically assume someone is going to get sexed in some way. You need more than the revalation of the preassumed sex to make a joke.
That being said, "Bear Arms" and "Amish Man" are the best of the seven. Several are pretty good, really (except for "Communion" and anything with narraion boxes), but you seem to have difficulty conveying what you're trying to say with words. (Perhaps too much time in various forums, IMs, and IRCs?)
Clear up the wording and you could be a pretty good stripper!