just a single comic but i liked it

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The shimmering yellow magic tries to eat my belly button lint while I sleep.

no thats me. i just shine i light in your face so you can't pick me out of a lineup

That would explain my deteriorating eyesight and my nightmares about demonic flashlights.

and the scar, icepack, and missing kidney

Would've been funnier if the saying had been about ¼ as long. The kid could've had something witty to say about it, too.

maybe i didn't set it up well enough. it was supposed to be a "life is tough. here's an important life lesson that has gotten us smith's through the bad times. from father to father we've loving shared it through the generations, back farther than anyone knows."

and then a prehistoric warning about fire.

if you want, feel free to show me in comic form how youd have done it. that seems like a fun diversion not yet done on the site

I liked it in its present form, and I didn't even get the part about fire. I just thought it was a good, flabbergasting thing to tell a little kid.

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I liked it in its present form, and I didn't even get the part about fire. I just thought it was a good, flabbergasting thing to tell a little kid.

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I didn't get it at first, but now that I see what the joke is it's actually really good. Here's how I would have done it.

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I tried to change it as little as possible.

I thought I'd post this here, since it uses the same characters. I thought an innocent child would be the best person to show such political insight. Where would we be without the South Park philosophy?

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I tried to change it as little as possible.

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