Even as we speak, my army of poo-flining monkeys is marching on mandingo's domain, in response to him having more stars than me.

I will cover him with rancid monkey feces and begin a swath of fecal vandalism unless my demands are met.

Just so you know, here is a list of my demands:

1. Another star.

2. A vintage 1967 Dallas Cowboys football helmet filled with fresh cottage cheese.

3. A cd of Aerosmith songs covered by a group of nasally Bulgarian monks in Gregorian Chant.

And Finally, I want to:

4. Spend a day at Disney World with biped's pal Terry.

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Even as we speak, my army of poo-flining monkeys is marching on mandingo's domain, in response to him having more stars than me.

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seriously if you like my comics at all go rate me as bad as you can. my greatest hope is to look like a jackass because people are reading this and looking to the left to see me already under 4 stars.

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ahhhh, much better, thank you

now if you'll excuse me i have some vegans to gerbil

Whatever. It's too bad my monkeys can't be recalled until my demands are met, though.

don't plan on demand 4.

you can have terry when you pry his naked shivering body from my cold dead fingers

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3. A cd of Aerosmith songs covered by a group of nasally Bulgarian monks in Gregorian Chant.

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