So I had a brand new baby girl 3 weeks ago and this was last night...

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The is just the beginnig, she went off for an hour on me about how i suck as a dad because she doesn't roll over on the baby when she puts the baby in the bed (she knows were it is, SHE put it there).

So when i mentioned that she went off more, wtf is with women. It's my experience that they are all bitches and proud of it for some dumass reason.

If we're so bad, go for men. We never wanted you anyway. And the guys probably don't want you either.

Did you really call your daughter Phoenix? Are you a celebrity or something?

Thanks attitudechicka, you proved my point.

I think Phoenix is a nice name, would you prefer Mary or Sarah?

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would you prefer Mary or Sarah?

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I didn't know those names were still in use this century

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would you prefer Mary or Sarah?

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Yes. Classic names rock. If the growing little bugger in my wife's uterus turns out to be a girl, we'll probably name her Beatrice, Isabel, or Madeline.

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It's a well known fact that kids with trendy names (vs classic) are more likely to go disappearing or be killed by the father...

Connor (Peterson)
Jon Beney (Ramsey)
Jayden
Logan
McKenna
Cameron

the list goes on and on. In fact, I did a strip on this not too long ago...

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HOw wonderful, a bright future indeed for my first child!

Every time a man starts talking about how crazy women are, I invite him to ask himself who's crazier: the nutcase or the one who is for some reason sexually and romantically attracted to said nutcase.

That being said, your wife is a freak. File for divorce and kill your daughter, who might have gotten some of your wife's DNA by accident. That will also save you 25 years of agony and a about $4 million in college tuition, which you can use for your alimony payments.

Connor is actually pretty common as far as guys' names go. I know two men who have this name.

I agree, I am the crazy one for being with her, She was super nice at first, but we all are. Can't kll the baby though, she's too dam cute and funny.

Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him, or their grandma.

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That being said, your wife is a freak. File for divorce and kill your daughter, who might have gotten some of your wife's DNA by accident. That will also save you 25 years of agony and a about $4 million in college tuition, which you can use for your alimony payments.

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All I have to say is that parents need to think about how their child's names will affect them during Junior High and High School. You think little Phoenix might get made fun of in 5th grade?

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Can't kll the baby though, she's too dam cute and funny.

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She'll probably get lit on fire.

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I think the name John is easier to make fun of then Phoenix. So are many other common names.

Kids make fun of people, that's what kids do. All she has to do is beat the shit out of them and all is OK. That's what i did and still do if someone pisses me off.

Anyway her middle name is rose, she can use that if she wants or legally change her name, her choice when she is old enough to choose
i wanted to name her magatron

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Did you really call your daughter Phoenix?

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would you prefer Mary or Sarah?

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Yes. Classic names rock. If the growing little bugger in my wife's uterus turns out to be a girl, we'll probably name her Beatrice, Isabel, or Madeline.

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I had no idea. Congrats!

(By the way, not that it matters, but I vote Isabel)

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She'll probably get lit on fire.

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...but she'll rise from the ashes

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Heehee you fell asleep on baby...

-Chaplin

It's kind of like when I used to fall asleep and my brother would put shaving cream in my hand and tickle my nose. How was I to know there was shaving cream in my hand? In this case, the baby would be the equivalent of the shaving cream.

I have a funny feeling that this is a dead-baby joke in the making...

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It's kind of like when I used to fall asleep and my brother would put shaving cream in my hand and tickle my nose. How was I to know there was shaving cream in my hand? In this case, the baby would be the equivalent of the shaving cream.

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It's kind of like when I used to fall asleep and my brother would put shaving cream in my hand and tickle my nose. How was I to know there was shaving cream in my hand? In this case, the baby would be the equivalent of the shaving cream.

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and your brother would be flipynif1's wife

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There are medical procedures that can work wonders nowadays.

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There are medical procedures that can work wonders nowadays.

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the answers still no

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There are medical procedures that can work wonders nowadays.

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the answers still no

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But Hazunda Commands it.

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There are medical procedures that can work wonders nowadays.

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the answers still no

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But Hazunda Commands it.

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i have placated him with boiled chicken

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even a deity has his limits

By my question WTF is with women not being answered or at least some sort of intellectual thought i assume everyone here is either:
A - Female
B - Single
c - Homosexual
D - Virgins
E - A, B and sometimes C
F - Mandingo

i'll explain to you all the intracies of women and life if you bump me to G

G as in Gangsta? I thought shank had that covered.

g as in gravy of man

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By my question WTF is with women not being answered or at least some sort of intellectual thought i assume everyone here is either:
A - Female
B - Single
c - Homosexual
D - Virgins
E - A, B and sometimes C
F - Mandingo

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WTF is with women? Most of them are stupid. Question answered. Now lets go home and start making wusses out of the big bad street bullies.

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WTF is with women? Most of them are stupid. Question answered. Now lets go home and start making wusses out of the big bad street bullies.

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I decided I needed to get more in touch with my roots, so I'm changing my name to Nydalibeth Snedlditetikasi.

It's a real name. I swear.

Oh yeah, and women are crazy. I totally agree.

[QUOTE]So when i mentioned that she went off more, wtf is with women. It's my experience that they are all bitches and proud of it for some dumass reason.[/QUOTE]

That was rude. You came form a woman to start with! Anyways, if you dont except the fact that you rolled over on the baby than it's best that you find a man. A loving man to care for you and love you. And where not all bitches, we just get pissed alot.

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That was rude. You came form a woman to start with! Anyways, if you dont except the fact that you rolled over on the baby than it's best that you find a man. A loving man to care for you and love you. And where not all bitches, we just get pissed alot.

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I like the name Phoenix. Isn't that a brand of Liqor though?

Also Not_Scyess, Kittens may be cute but they can easily be killed so can babies but the trick is to how to blame someone just right that they're arrested...

-Chaplin-

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That was rude. You came form a woman to start with! Anyways, if you dont except the fact that you rolled over on the baby than it's best that you find a man. A loving man to care for you and love you. And where not all bitches, we just get pissed alot.

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I'm going to:

1. Ignore your atrocious spelling and grammar.

2. Point out that he never said he wasn't sorry about rolling over on the baby.

and 3. Point out once more that it was an accident, seeing as he was already asleep when the baby was placed in the bed and therefore had no way of knowing the baby was there in the first place.

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That was rude. You came form a woman to start with! Anyways, if you dont except the fact that you rolled over on the baby than it's best that you find a man. A loving man to care for you and love you. And where not all bitches, we just get pissed alot.

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I'm going to:

1. Ignore your atrocious spelling and grammar.

2. Point out that he never said he wasn't sorry about rolling over on the baby.

and 3. Point out once more that it was an accident, seeing as he was already asleep when the baby was placed in the bed and therefore had no way of knowing the baby was there in the first place.

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you realize your probably arguing with a 12yo girl, not just making out with one this time.

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just to shut them up if nothing else