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Chaplin
July 4, 2005 8:12 PM

Well...thats it.
But I like Charlie Chaplin because he never jumped on Oprah's couch or killed 350 baby kittens...

-Chaplin-

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OmniMarconi67
July 4, 2005 9:32 PM

I like Charlie Chaplin because he was the name in classic silent cinematography and producer/director/star of one of the greatest satires of all time, The Great Dictator. Although he probably would have jumped on Oprah's couch if he were alive to do so.

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BigFrank105
July 5, 2005 8:48 AM

What is it with you and killing kittens?

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kaufman
July 5, 2005 9:52 AM

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flipynif1
July 5, 2005 10:36 AM

Tom Cruise has some issues so sho. But reading comics here i think the peeps would do more than freak out and jump on a couch

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biped
July 5, 2005 12:33 PM

"Collateral" gave me a new respect for Tom Cruise which has yet to be dissipated by his current goofiness.

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not_Scyess
July 5, 2005 12:38 PM

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flipynif1
July 5, 2005 12:54 PM

I love that one.

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Chaplin
July 5, 2005 3:18 PM

....
He WAS good in War of the Worlds...Except the ending

-Chaplin-

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arbi
July 5, 2005 3:36 PM

wil wheaton at slashdot on tom cruise:
Okay, have I managed to come off like a total elitist film snob yet? On the off chance that I haven't, I'd like to once again observe that Tom Cruise is one of the most over-rated, worst actors in history, and Michael Bay should not be allowed near a film set for the rest of his life. Or at least the rest of mine. Jon Favreau is a fantastic actor who should write and direct more, Lorne Michaels should stop trying to turn unfunny three minute sketches into unfunny 90 minute movies, and where, for the love of god, is my generation's Steve McQueen?!

Hrm. Looks like I crossed the line from elitist film snob to never working in this town again.
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Fuj
July 5, 2005 6:18 PM

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How long has Tom Cruise been a lord of the Sith? I thought he was into that scientology hokem..

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HCRoyall
July 5, 2005 9:18 PM

Scientology, The Force... They're both just hokey religions.

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Chaplin
July 5, 2005 9:20 PM

Bunnies are fluffy just like chinease people and thats what makes the world go round.

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possums
July 5, 2005 9:33 PM

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Scientology, The Force... They're both just hokey religions.

Don't forget Christianity!

JUST KIDDING.

Maybe.

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Chaplin
July 6, 2005 6:52 PM

They have a religon for Jesus??
When did that happen?
What did he ever do. The Jerk owes me 10 bucks.

Also I still don't know what the F*** Sceintology is.

Also the Force is Real it happened in MallRats!!

-Chaplin-

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HCRoyall
July 7, 2005 12:55 AM

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They have a religon for Jesus??
When did that happen?
What did he ever do. The Jerk owes me 10 bucks.

Also I still don't know what the F*** Sceintology is.

Also the Force is Real it happened in MallRats!!

-Chaplin-



1. It all started about 2,000 years ago.

2 Supposedly he died for everyone's sins, even those who don't worship him. What a waste.

3. I don't know what "Sceintology" is either. Scientology, however, is some fucked up religion that doesn't make any sense to anyone except those who follow it, and "gaining rank" in the religious structure seems to be based more on how much money you're willing to donate than how devout and faithful you are.

4. That's only because it was Silent Bob. The Force isn't real for anyone else.

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matclarke
July 7, 2005 6:50 AM

Read Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. I have no idea why I remember this but I used to see this commercial over and over when I was a little kid. It has placed some sort mind-altering link between a few synapses in my brain. *BUUZZ* *AAAHHH* I must go now. I give all *BBUUZZ* my *EEEKK* comics to

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