It's not nearly as good as my religion series, but what the hey?

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I like 'em.

Aye, me too, great idea.

I like them. 8)

You landed on Park Place with the hotel and never paid. You owe me a thousand, you cheapskate!

$1500.

I prefer the first two when the hero is still bewildered about everything, but they all "pwn", as tomorrow's world leaders would put it.

Surprisingly good feedback so far. I guess I only didn't like them cos I've had the idea in my head for months in the form of a stand-up routine.