later that summer when someone came across the picture online and it started circulating the hood, Tyrone wished in the worst kind of way that his fraternity brothers had gone with the traditional 'get you drunk and take pictures with our dicks in your face'
'and this will be your gravestone. perrier? no? OK. over there you can see the tree we decorated and the cushioned rope we use to prevent neck burns. you'll be wearing your new suit of course and beforehand youll be dining at the finest restaurant in the city. and let me say that i know your iminent death must be hard on you but i do hope we've made the experience as pleasant a one as you could have possibly hoped.'
The sign over the hole in the wall said "Hot Nekked Bitches! Look Here!" So naturally Dewayne stuck his face in to get a look, and that's when the flashbulb went off.