--Radar Roy Roadkill.
--Catch me motherfucker.
--Big hat. Fat chance.
--Pony express looses its ass
--Fertalizer makes the grass grow green and we could use the glue.

consistently the most hated man at the Kentucky Derby

It took this poor ranger weeks to figure out how to use his new kaleidoscope.

Now where the fuck did I put that horse again?

The Amish division of the State Patrol

Budget cuts.

Bad boys! What you gon', what you gonna do
When the... idiot... on the horse....

Never mind

Roger held his breath and silently complied as the strange men took him out of the trunk, untied him, dressed him in the uniform, hoisted him onto the horse and handed him the radar gun, and then drove away. He sat there in the hot Texas sun, afraid to move lest the strange men returned, for several hours. Finally, at approximately 5:45 p.m. Central Standard Time, he fell off the horse.

When he awoke much later in a nearby hospital, Larry King was tickling his toes with a feather duster.

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Roger held his breath and silently complied as the strange men took him out of the trunk, untied him, dressed him in the uniform, hoisted him onto the horse and handed him the radar gun, and then drove away. He sat there in the hot Texas sun, afraid to move lest the strange men returned, for several hours. Finally, at approximately 5:45 p.m. Central Standard Time, he fell off the horse.

When he awoke much later in a nearby hospital, Larry King was tickling his toes with a feather duster.

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Heh, that guy in the Miata ran over your crap at 74 miles per hour.