Forum archives » Comic Competitions » CC 292: The Aristocrats

umfumdisi
August 6, 2005 10:14 PM

***WARNING*** This contest will contain objectionable material.

In honor of the film (or the joke), I want your take on The Aristocrats. Please read a version of the aristocrats joke before submitting your own.

Rules:

Submit your comic(s) in the form of someone telling the joke.

A series is fine, but use five comics or less.

Don't merely rehash the material. For example, tell it using Star Trek characters and references, or Smurfs, or sc users...whatever.

Judging will take place in about a week.

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Tterb
August 6, 2005 11:19 PM

Yea it's really not in the form of someone telling the joke but that's all I could think of for this.

/comics/Tterb/302346/

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Zaster
August 7, 2005 11:02 AM

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mandingo
August 7, 2005 12:05 PM

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RedfeatheR
August 7, 2005 5:26 PM

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OmniMarconi67
August 7, 2005 8:08 PM

302638

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kaufman
August 7, 2005 8:47 PM

302641

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Rabid_Weasle
August 8, 2005 3:42 AM

Kaufman, you magnificent bastard.

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friendy
August 8, 2005 6:43 AM

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kaufman
August 8, 2005 8:40 AM

302733

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friendy
August 8, 2005 9:34 AM

It's only a little different from my first entry:
/comics/friendy/302742/

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friendy
August 8, 2005 9:52 AM

Another one, hopefully the last one.
/comics/friendy/302744/

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umfumdisi
August 8, 2005 5:36 PM

okay, kaufman and mandingo have got the spirit of the thing, so try besting them.

(although i do admire the creativity of some of the other strippers)

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squidrabies
August 8, 2005 7:57 PM

Luckily this is not a democratic contest, because I vote Mandingo. I laughed.

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kaufman
August 8, 2005 8:10 PM

302871

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kaufman
August 9, 2005 7:11 AM

302942

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mandingo
August 9, 2005 9:37 AM

quote:
okay, kaufman and mandingo have got the spirit of the thing, so try besting them.
thats because kaufman and i did an all night study session while you slackers were out having life changingly great sex!

fools!

/comics/mandingo/302980/

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lukket
August 9, 2005 11:39 AM

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biped
August 9, 2005 2:16 PM

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possums
August 9, 2005 6:33 PM

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!"

Word.

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alcoac14
August 10, 2005 5:48 AM

303241

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kaufman
August 10, 2005 7:06 AM

303250

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lukket
August 10, 2005 7:52 AM

/comics/lukket/303256/

sorry, couldn't help it

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Splunge
August 11, 2005 10:19 PM

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choadwarrior
August 13, 2005 12:17 AM

I saw the movie tonight and laughed my ass off. I recommend it to everyone on this site, especially those who tend to think about why things are funny and not just about what is funny. You'd never think 90 minutes of 70 people telling the same joke over and over would work, but it does.

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BigEvilDan
August 13, 2005 5:23 PM

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Drexle
August 13, 2005 7:01 PM

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Drexle
August 14, 2005 10:53 AM

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BigEvilDan
August 14, 2005 9:53 PM

/comics/BigEvilDan/304417/

Zing! Take that, Stripcreator use-- oh, right.

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mandingo
August 15, 2005 1:08 AM

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kaufman
August 15, 2005 11:32 AM

304506

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KajunFirefly
August 15, 2005 11:57 AM

quote:
/comics/mandingo/304438/
Bravo!

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kaufman
August 15, 2005 12:34 PM

304516

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biped
August 15, 2005 4:05 PM

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mandingo
August 15, 2005 4:37 PM

quote:
Bravo!
thank ye! (icon expression of goodwill)

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IHMAWTD
August 15, 2005 5:14 PM

Hope this isn't too late.

304585

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umfumdisi
August 16, 2005 10:26 PM

Since I haven't judged yet, you're not too late, n00b. :)

Psychic Award:
umfumdisi (i knew someone would do the Republicrats -- too bad CHUBBY wasn't here)

Bridesmaids:
Drexle for your first one
kaufman for his several entries
BigEvilDan for Kings of Caffeine especially

Here comes the Bride:
mandingo -- your first entry was great, but you win for out-kaufmanning kaufman himself with "at the funeral." CC 293 is all yours...

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mandingo
August 16, 2005 10:59 PM

I LOVE THE WORLD!

sorry, adrenaline rush

thanks, grandad umfum. i'll post a new one as soon as i think one up. as always, whoever blows me the most automatically wins, so get out that chapstick

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Drexle
August 17, 2005 1:15 AM

But Umfum, Kings of Caffeine wasn't Dan's. ;)

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BigEvilDan
August 17, 2005 1:29 PM

quote:
But Umfum, Kings of Caffeine wasn't Dan's. ;)

You're just jealous that you didn't not think of it first.

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umfumdisi
August 17, 2005 9:19 PM

quote:
But Umfum, Kings of Caffeine wasn't Dan's. ;)

Damn bridesmaids--always bitchin' about somethin'.

Sorry, keep the names but reverse the descriptions. I think that's what I meant. %)

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mandingo
August 21, 2005 11:27 AM

i can only host this for a week, but thats enough time to scar you for life (4 Meg .wmv)

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KajunFirefly
August 21, 2005 11:40 AM

It's also here.

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mandingo
August 21, 2005 12:41 PM

ah, thanks. i took it down off mine

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