Courtesy of Mr. Snuffleupagus.

ONE dead bird AH AH AH

It's okay. In the next episode, kids will get to watch Big Bird gradually regenerate a new body from the neck of his severed head. Then he will have his revenge -- oh yes.

Elmo: "Me so glad Big Bird died of leukemia in time for Thanksgiving."

"Ernie, stop jerking me off under the table. At least while we say grace."