Shazam! I have a star thingy! Who did it?! Wow, you guys rock! I really do want to donate, but I'm one of those people with no credit cards or paypals or money or reason to live or underwear. For real though, whoever did that, you're way too kickass! Gimme your address and I'll mail you something I find on my floor. It probably won't be old food or a body part.
Now I finally get to edit all my comics to reflect my newfound christianity. Goodbye filthy curse words and sexual deviancy. From now on, nothing but good clean God-fearing comics. Unfortunately, I'll have to remove all the entertainment and funny, but that's the price we pay for a front row seat to the pearly gates! Praise Jesus!
