Bush Claims To Have NOLA Crisis "In My Ball-Hairs"
AP -- "Everybody can just kick back and cool the fuck out," President Bush told a gathering of local civic leaders during a conference in Shreveport, LA this morning. "I've got this New Orleans problem, crisis, hoo-hah -- whatever the flying fuck you want to call it -- right square in the center of my fucking ball-hairs. And anybody who says different can suck the shit out of my fucking asshole, right after they're done sucking the hot, steaming jizz squirting out of my big, stiff dick." First Lady Laura Bush smiled at this, as if to confirm the President's assertion, as several listeners in the gathering seemed to express puzzlement or even dismay at the comments. But the President countered any potential disagreement by adding: "And if you don't like it, then, as my good friend Governor Schwarzenegger said in 'The Terminator': 'Fuck you, asshole.'"
