Especially if you have sex with your cousin.

As William prepared to jump 35 buses in a geo storm, he couldn't help but think back about Burt Reynolds in the movie Hooper. Did he do any his own stunts?

the Special Olympics demolition derby now has a lobotomy heat

Dazzled by the bright lights and moving colors of the outside world, a Stripcreator poster enjoys a rare jaunt away from his mother's basement.

"I fink... dis chin strap... is cutting off da blood supply... to my braaaaiiinnn..."