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Remind me to wear a condom when reading your comics in future. I don't want to catch stupid.

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Remind me to wear a condom when reading your comics in future. I don't want to catch stupid.

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Than i just post them in the forums to be an annoying n00b, something you understand to the fullest.

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Than i just post them in the forums to be an annoying n00b, something you understand to the fullest.

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Absolutely correct - my experience with annoying newbies is extensive.

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[hijack]

I used to have a subscription to Juggs magazine. It was one of the best years of my life.

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Than i just post them in the forums to be an annoying n00b, something you understand to the fullest.

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Absolutely correct - my experience with annoying newbies is extensive.

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yeah, personal experience from being a n00b..btw there is a difference between a newbie and a n00b.

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Yeah, that diference being that newbies eventually graduate to 'regular' status and n00bs are forever despised. Guess which category you're in!

[hint]It's the one without the letter 'e' in it.[/hint]

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I used to have a subscription to Juggs magazine. It was one of the best years of my life.

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Yeah, that diference being that newbies eventually graduate to 'regular' status and n00bs are forever despised. Guess which category you're in!

[hint]It's the one without the letter 'e' in it.[/hint]

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[idiot]heh, theres two there with the letter 'e' and which one of us were you referring to?..cause that other dude is a total double 0.[/idiot]

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dumbass, perhaps you should go back to grammar school and learn new insults.

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dumbass, perhaps you should go back to grammar school and learn new insults.

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dumbass, perhaps you should go back to grammar school and learn new insults.

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I'm trying to keep it at a 3rd grade level so you can keep up.

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seriously.

you guys oughta take this to Fights..

I'm just trying to work out how someone whose first comic was made in January 2001 could be either a newbie or a n00b in September 2005.

Well, I think it obvious now. bltsandwich17 stands for...

bunglover licks topnotch sacks and nuttingsticks during work including Chuckaduck's abnormally dangerous 17

Had she had just a bit more room the username would have included "d for...

" dong

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Well, I think it obvious now. bltsandwich17 stands for...

bunglover licks topnotch sacks and nuttingsticks during work including Chuckaduck's abnormally dangerous 17

Had she had just a bit more room the username would have included "d for...

" dong

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Well, I think it obvious now. bltsandwich17 stands for...

bunglover licks topnotch sacks and nuttingsticks during work including Chuckaduck's abnormally dangerous 17

Had she had just a bit more room the username would have included "d for...

" dong

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Well, excuse me for forgetting the word "hung". And learn to spell before you mouth off about someone not being able to read, which is obviously folly.

Well, excuse me for forgetting the word "hung". And learn to spell before you mouth off about someone not being able to read, which is obviously folly. Yes, the d was a mistake, much like your birth. The h should have been included. Either way, you're still not funny. I blew no joke, only mandingo.

Double-post, sorry.

BEEP-BEEP!

YOU FORGET ME!

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Well, excuse me for forgetting the word "hung". And learn to spell before you mouth off about someone not being able to read, which is obviously folly. Yes, the d was a mistake, much like your birth. The h should have been included. Either way, you're still not funny. I blew no joke, only mandingo.

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I love blt's comcis. Wait...wait...I don't. At least they're not like

"OMG IM LIEK TOTALYL NAILIN MY HEAD CUZ UR A FAGGUT!!!11!!11"

The best thing about blt is the info page cuz of the rating comments.

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The best thing about blt is the info page cuz of the rating comments.

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4. I'm a successful company rep at a young age. I'm married to a beautiful woman. I have an awesome one year old son. I own my own house. I've engaged in sexual acts with at least three members of stripcreator.com. "You're not", doesn't apply.

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sexual acts with bunch of people just proves you have no morals. You are just a man-slut.

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hun, ive been getting criticism since the day i was born. I can most certaintly handle it. Im just a wee bit moody lately.that is all geez.

and my comics suck, i know that, and i really dont care. i only do them cause im born and some of them are inside jokes between me and some friends and i just do them and show them and post them in the forums cause i feel like it..okay.

Hey chickadee, fine by me. My first, oh, five hundred strips or so suck ass. But likewise that's mainly due to me making them about me and my friends, total inside joke stuff.

It's when I stopped doing all that I started getting stripcreator's brand of "funny".

Really, I'm routing for ya blt. What doesn't kill you and all that jazz.

yeah, as one of my so-called friends so kindly told me today. i have bad humor. she was prolly saying that cause she find out i kinda called her a slut, which is totally true.

so, yeah, me and humor dont mix apparently. i dont care. im a newbie at making comics or even being funny. im more of a serious kind of gal anyways. just trying to keep busy now that school is back in session.

If I ever met you, I would punch you in your face. I would kick you in your nose, watch the blood and snot run down your face, guide it into your mouth and laugh while you choke to death on blood and snot. I would rape you just so you would be raped. I would get you pregnant just to kick you in the stomache. I would spend years getting you to love me, marry you, wait a few more years, then invite your mother over and rape her in front of you while my friends rape our kids.

Wow. That actually disgusted me a little.

Oh well, back to the nine year old.

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If I ever met you, I would punch you in your face. I would kick you in your nose, watch the blood and snot run down your face, guide it into your mouth and laugh while you choke to death on blood and snot. I would rape you just so you would be raped. I would get you pregnant just to kick you in the stomache. I would spend years getting you to love me, marry you, wait a few more years, then invite your mother over and rape her in front of you while my friends rape our kids.

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sexual acts with bunch of people just proves you have no morals. You are just a man-slut.

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From The Ethical Slut...

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In most of the world, "slut" is a highly offensive term, used to describe a woman whose sexuality is voracious, indiscrimiate and shameful. It's interesting to note that the analogous word "stud," used to describe a highly sexual man, is often a term of approval and envy. If you ask about a man's morals, you will probably hear about his honesty, loyalty, integrity and high principles. When you ask about a woman's morals, you are likely to hear about who she fucks and under what conditions. We have a problem with this.

So we are proud to reclaim the word "slut" as a term of approval, even endearment. To us, a slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you. A slut may choose to have sex with herself only, or with the Fifth Fleet. He may be heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual, a radical activist or a peaceful suburbanite.

As proud sluts, we believe that sex and sexual love are fundamental forces for good.

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New Slogan: We fuck cunts?

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New Slogan: We fuck cunts?

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flame away

uh, maybe try some jokes or something. That made sense but I see that same joke in different ways a lot.

Well it's happened. Blt has entered the last stage of n00biedom. I've seen it before. She's realised she can't win so she makes intentionally bad comics to make it seem as though she doesn't care, when she's really sucking her thumb and crying her eyes out. Or something like that.

only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

A squrril being interested in and eating nuts. Check.

A male with testicles (assumingly). Check.

Implying the furry critter has a hankerin' for the human male's sperm sacks by use of the testicle nickname "nuts". Check.

I think we've all done at least one of those.

Anyone that doesn't make a nutting joke is nuts. Nuts to them, their nuts.

Can I nut on you?

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only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

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only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

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That's the sexiest thing you've ever said.

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only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

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Everyone seems to be obsessed with you

awww..maybe its love ;)