Let me tell you about these anal beads I just bought! They are by far the most sub-standard chain of beads I have yet to purchase in my life! First of all, the so-called "intense prickly pleasure", which is supposed to be the major selling point for this particular brand, is low on the pleasure and quite high on the prickly. I mean seriously, if I wanted the inside of my silky asshole ripped to shreds I'd use an egg-beater! Second of all, the store clerk assured me the size of the beads was sufficient enough for "experienced assholes", but these little fuckers would hardly put up a fight getting shoved into a hamster's ass! Plus where's the complimentary sample of lube? I mean c'mon, do these people know anything about the bum tickeling business?
