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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
September 28, 2001 9:09 PM

Username : Kurashima
Username : Kevin Keegans Perm.

If you play planetarion , or appreciate situation humour at all , youll add this as your favourite.

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andydougan
September 28, 2001 9:28 PM

Your comics are abominable. However, you have easily the best username on the site, so take heart.

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Kurashima
September 28, 2001 10:07 PM

Dear Andy.

Red Bull 2 comes somewhere between a joe Pasquale routine , and an operation to remove a cyst from your testicles , in terms of humour.

And i wont even begin to comment on your political observations.

As clearly neither Huw Edwards , John Pienaar , Michael Ancram , or anyone remotely connected with the BBC news team , or Conservative Central office , is "Funny".

And your sig is crap.

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andydougan
September 28, 2001 10:18 PM

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Red Bull 2 comes somewhere between a joe Pasquale routine , and an operation to remove a cyst from your testicles , in terms of humour.

Well, the latter sounds pretty humorous to me, so thanks!

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And i wont even begin to comment on your political observations.

As clearly neither Huw Edwards , John Pienaar , Michael Ancram , or anyone remotely connected with the BBC news team , or Conservative Central office , is "Funny".



Let's see...William Hague and some pitiful computer game. Which has more comedic potential? Hard one.

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And your sig is crap.

I agree. Damn you for getting "w00t" before me.

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Kurashima
September 28, 2001 10:24 PM

The sig makes me cringe to be Glaswegian.

And the crap computer game is a source of much amusement to all those who play. Kinda like the biscuit game , but with large , annoying , alcoholic norweigians instead of biscuits.

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Drexle
September 29, 2001 12:14 AM

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Username : Kurashima
Username : Kevin Keegans Perm.

If you play planetarion , or appreciate situation humour at all , youll add this as your favourite.



I guess I won't, then.

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wirthling
September 29, 2001 4:31 AM

I think we can all agree the time has come to nuke Glascow into the Stone Ages.

On second thought, that shouldn't require nukes. We can just send in Mel Gibson and he can go erase their history again...

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wirthling
September 29, 2001 4:35 AM

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I think we can all agree the time has come to nuke Glascow into the Stone Ages.

Glasgow, that is. Not that anybody from a civilized nation cares how Glasgow is spelled, of course.

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andydougan
September 29, 2001 8:57 AM

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I think we can all agree the time has come to nuke Glascow into the Stone Ages.

On second thought, that shouldn't require nukes. We can just send in Mel Gibson and he can go erase their history again...



He can do that to America too. *coughThe Patriotcough*

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
September 29, 2001 6:06 PM

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I think we can all agree the time has come to nuke Glascow into the Stone Ages.

On second thought, that shouldn't require nukes. We can just send in Mel Gibson and he can go erase their history again...



He can do that to America too. *coughThe Patriotcough*

America does not require an Australian to make utterly dire movies about their own country.

Theyve been doing it for generations with their own people. It just seems as though it requires a foreigner to do it in order for them to understand the message.

For instance , if we want to get over to America that we believe their president is a moron who struggles when using painting by numbers kits with more than 2 colours , we should have Gee-Dubbya played by ..... Russell Crowe.

"I am Gladiator , here is my proof of life , can i play with the big red button now".

Note : Replying to Andy's posts using movie quotes is considered an "In Joke".

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andydougan
September 29, 2001 6:20 PM

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For instance , if we want to get over to America that we believe their president is a moron who struggles when using painting by numbers kits with more than 2 colours , we should have Gee-Dubbya played by ..... Russell Crowe.

Now that would be a performance worthy of an Oscar!

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evil_d
September 29, 2001 6:46 PM

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For instance , if we want to get over to America that we believe their president is a moron who struggles when using painting by numbers kits with more than 2 colours
What, you think we haven't noticed?

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Drexle
September 29, 2001 8:23 PM

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For instance , if we want to get over to America that we believe their president is a moron who struggles when using painting by numbers kits with more than 2 colours
What, you think we haven't noticed?

The majority of Americans did NOT vote for the man.

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ObiJo
September 29, 2001 8:53 PM

The majority of Americans didn't vote for either man. Though voter apathy wasn't as bad last election as usual.

Just think how bad the other candidate must have been for Bush to get elected. I didn't vote for either. I stayed at home, ate some nachos, and thought of ways to reform campaign financing so that we never have to see two such undeserving candidates again. After much soul-searching I finally had an epiphany. I'm anti-nachos.

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Lord_Azala
September 29, 2001 9:57 PM

the other guy dropped out of the race
bush won on a technicality cause gore was tired of the stupid recount bullshit

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ObiJo
September 30, 2001 12:00 AM

WARNING: This post contains views that may offend you pinko liberal tree-hugging hippies.

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the other guy dropped out of the race
bush won on a technicality cause gore was tired of the stupid recount bullshit
The stupid recount bullshit he was instigating? True some districts had mandatory recount policies since the vote was so close, but also true is that he selectively requested recounts in predominantly democratic districts, and even filed suit against some districts when they decided to stop re-re-recounting. I was all for a statewide recount. It was the selective recounting that was a pile of shite.

By the way I heard a little blurb a couple of months back that a complete recount had been done and Bush had indeed won Florida. Wonder why that wasn't newsworthy? I love our media.

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wirthling
September 30, 2001 7:39 AM

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WARNING: This post contains views that may offend you pinko liberal tree-hugging hippies.

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the other guy dropped out of the race
bush won on a technicality cause gore was tired of the stupid recount bullshit
The stupid recount bullshit he was instigating? True some districts had mandatory recount policies since the vote was so close, but also true is that he selectively requested recounts in predominantly democratic districts, and even filed suit against some districts when they decided to stop re-re-recounting. I was all for a statewide recount. It was the selective recounting that was a pile of shite.

By the way I heard a little blurb a couple of months back that a complete recount had been done and Bush had indeed won Florida. Wonder why that wasn't newsworthy? I love our media.



This liberal tree-hugging hippie agrees that everything you said there was accurate, except that Shrubya's lawyers were suing for recounts as quickly as Bore's lawyers. The press gave very little mention of shrubya's lawsuits in Michigan (?) and to include dubious overseas military ballots. I think the media reports on whatever they think is the best story, and then they hype that story to death while leaving all other stories on page 19...

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evil_d
September 30, 2001 9:14 AM

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The majority of Americans did NOT vote for the man.
More to the point, the majority of voters did not vote for the man.

This American voted Socialist. And Green, and Libertarian... anywhere on my ballot there was a choice other than Republican or Democrat, I picked it. Where there wasn't, I think I abstained. The two-party system is an insult to the idea of democracy.

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ObiJo
September 30, 2001 7:26 PM

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This liberal tree-hugging hippie agrees that everything you said there was accurate, except that Shrubya's lawyers were suing for recounts as quickly as Bore's lawyers.
Not quite as quickly; he didn't instigate it. There was no reason for Bush to start suing for recounts since he was shown as the winner in Florida. I agree that in other states Bush definitely was covering his ass trying to convince them to do recounts, but he wasn't NEARLY as litigious as Gore. (Florida alone won Gore that honor.)
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The press gave very little mention of shrubya's lawsuits in Michigan (?) and to include dubious overseas military ballots.
Dubious? I don't consider military ballots any more important than any other ballot cast by any other citizen. However, if you're talking voter intent (a phrase we couldn't get away from last election), which shows it more? A ballot with a clear vote on it, but no postage stamp, or a ballot that's slightly dimpled? I think the former, personally.

At the time, I had tried to raise the point in a political forum that this election shows clearly the hypocrisy of both candidates and both parties. When it came to democratic districts Gore would say "Count every vote!", but when it was military votes (which we all know are traditionally more Republican), Gore would say, "There's a set standard for determining which votes are legal." When it came to military votes Bush would say "Count every vote!" and when it was the democratic districts Bush would say, "There's a set standard for determining which votes are legal." I'm paraphrasing, of course, but their message and intent were as stated.

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I think the media reports on whatever they think is the best story, and then they hype that story to death while leaving all other stories on page 19...
I see the media generally ignoring more stories that make democrats look bad (or republicans good) then the other way around. Could it be my bias? Maybe. But using Ockham's razor, what seems more likely, that national media organizations retain a tenuous objectivity, or that national media organizations, which are mostly based in two largely democratic areas (New York and California), let their regional bias seep into their reporting?

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The two-party system is an insult to the idea of democracy.
I used to think of France whenever such a statement was made, thinking that having too many disparate parties might confuse voters and the process. But after this last election, I'm reformed. I've never seen two sadder asses running for city councilman, let alone president. We need some diversity. BADLY.

I think the problem comes from campaign financing. The way our political machine has evolved is that the one who raises the most money gets the office. And the way you raise money is by making A LOT of promises. And if you make a lot of promises, you know you're not going to be able to keep all of them. So it's as if dishonesty is almost the litmus test for attaining political office. Not that there aren't exceptions. (Matt Salmon, in my own state, Arizona, is one of them. A rare breed who votes his conscience.)

Sorry if I droned on. I haven't visited a political forum in a while. :)

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
September 30, 2001 7:46 PM

Much as it pains me to break this up , the thread isnt really dedicated to "Bush is shit" "Shut up you tree hugging hippy". "Gore Shoulda Won" , etc etc.

That said , who am i to get in the way of Americans beating the shit outta each other instead of random nations in Asia and Eastern Europe.

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ObiJo
September 30, 2001 10:15 PM

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Much as it pains me to break this up , the thread isnt really dedicated to "Bush is shit" "Shut up you tree hugging hippy". "Gore Shoulda Won" , etc etc.
You think that'll break it up? You haven't really paid much attention to the way threads work around here, have you? Go over and try to break up the "I Am a Colossal Geek" thread sometime. There's entire factions living in that thread that will rip you a new arsehole for trying.

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That said , who am i to get in the way of Americans beating the shit outta each other instead of random nations in Asia and Eastern Europe.
Or all you other wusses in Olympic basketball.

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wirthling
October 1, 2001 12:08 AM

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I see the media generally ignoring more stories that make democrats look bad (or republicans good) then the other way around. Could it be my bias? Maybe.

Until 9/11, the media couldn't fit in any other story edgewise between the reports on Gary Condit. Fortunately for those who like to see democrats fail, there are plenty of flawed democratic politicians out there providing ammo to their opponents. Clinton filled his cabinet with them, and not one of them got a free pass from the media, much less Clinton himself. Do I need to lay out a detailed list of every "bad" democratic story that has been front page news over the last decade? Does that mean simply that there are more lousy democrats than there are lousy republicans? Maybe.

As for a lack of stories that make republicans "look good," I'm not sure what you're talking about or looking for. There's plenty of reporting about republican legislative initiatives and republicans commenting about current events.

If the mainstream media has a bias at all, I would say it is more often than not a bit pro-corporate and pro-status quo with a heavy emphasis on stories that attract a wide audience. Violence and 'politians gone bad' are their favorite topics, because the public at large eats that stuff up. Civil wars in Africa, natural disasters in Asia, or women's rights in the Middle East get very little attention because most Americans just do not care. OK, maybe some might care about such issues if they knew a bit more about them, but they would much rather hear about Gary Condit's naughty sex life.

Now, can we get back to the wacky hijinx and shenanigans?

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 1, 2001 12:09 AM

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Much as it pains me to break this up , the thread isnt really dedicated to "Bush is shit" "Shut up you tree hugging hippy". "Gore Shoulda Won" , etc etc.
You think that'll break it up? You haven't really paid much attention to the way threads work around here, have you? Go over and try to break up the "I Am a Colossal Geek" thread sometime. There's entire factions living in that thread that will rip you a new arsehole for trying.

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That said , who am i to get in the way of Americans beating the shit outta each other instead of random nations in Asia and Eastern Europe.
Or all you other wusses in Olympic basketball.

Heh. Americans are shit at any Decent sports anyway. And the world knows it.

Volleyball .......pfffft

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ObiJo
October 1, 2001 10:06 AM

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Now, can we get back to the wacky hijinx and shenanigans?
Okay, I won't take it any farther. Let's just agree to disagree.

I'm just glad we disagreed without me telling you to fuck a goat or you calling me arrogant this time. Maybe we won't be angrily wrestling in the macaROOni when the Stripcreator picnic gets here.

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Heh. Americans are shit at any Decent sports anyway. And the world knows it.

Volleyball .......pfffft


America: posterizing the world's athletes one geeky beach sport at a time. (It's our plan for world domination through SPF50 Banana Boat sales.)

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