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Kurashima September 28, 2001 10:59 PM	Andy Dougan. Pish. Nuff Said. (and ill meet you for a pint sometime)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm September 28, 2001 11:23 PM	Andy Dougan. The one reason above all others , that the Evening Times rarely outsells "Alcoholics Monthly".
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wirthling September 29, 2001 4:41 AM	I am not sure what "pish" means, but I am guessing that it could explain why Andy would rave about "The Score."
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gabe_billings September 29, 2001 11:25 AM	quote: I am not sure what "pish" means, but I am guessing that it could explain why Andy would rave about "The Score." Pish Off.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm September 30, 2001 8:03 PM	quote: quote: I am not sure what "pish" means, but I am guessing that it could explain why Andy would rave about "The Score." Pish Off. "See raht gee dubbya bush. hes a load ah pish soan he is".
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arrandildocompany September 30, 2001 9:39 PM	quote: Andy Dougan. Pish. Nuff Said. (and ill meet you for a pint sometime) I warn you - he gets drunk very easily...
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 1, 2001 12:13 AM	quote: quote: Andy Dougan. Pish. Nuff Said. (and ill meet you for a pint sometime) I warn you - he gets drunk very easily... This should be a laugh , since im the worlds only teetotal Glaswegian Besides. One of us would suggest going to see a movie , and wed both end up criticising anything and everything in the movie.
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andydougan October 1, 2001 6:43 AM	quote: quote: Andy Dougan. Pish. Nuff Said. (and ill meet you for a pint sometime) I warn you - he gets drunk very easily... The time I got tipsy on one can of lager I was about 15, and also hadn't eaten anything all day.
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DexX
October 1, 2001 7:36 AM

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The time I got tipsy on one can of lager I was about 15, and also hadn't eaten anything all day.

But... you're Scottish, aren't you? At the age of fifteen, you would have been drinking heavily for over a decade, surely...

I heard the following as an Australian joke, and loved it... then I found out it was originally a Scotsman joke, and someone had just changed the nationalities around. I was terribly disappointed...

Q - What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

A - There's one less drunk at the funeral.

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andydougan October 1, 2001 8:54 AM	What's the Australian equivalent of Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman? Australian, New Zealander and Aborigine?
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DexX October 1, 2001 9:16 AM	shrug I dunno... I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 1, 2001 11:18 AM

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*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(

I just settle for listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson , and making Kim Hughes , Bob Hawke , Rupert Murdoch , Kerry Packer jokes.

And i hear that Pras and Lauren Hill were recently denied entry to Australia.

Someone told the immigration authority they were Fugees.

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Brad
October 1, 2001 12:07 PM

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*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(

An Australian told me these ones a few months ago:

Q: What's the Australian idea of safe sex?

A: Painting X's on the backs of the animals that kick.

and

Q: How is an Australian lover like a wombat?

A: He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.

The first one could be a general joke, but I'm pretty sure that last one is exclusively Australian.

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andydougan
October 1, 2001 12:15 PM

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Q: How is an Australian lover like a wombat?

A: He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.

I've heard a variation on that one. It's hardly worth telling now, but I'll tell it anyway:

A koala bear goes to a restaurant. After finishing his meal, he stands up, pulls out a gun and massacres the customers. Then he walks out the door, pursued by the manager.
"Why did you massacre my customers?" the manager demands.
"Look up koala in the dictionary!" replies the koala.
So the manager does. And it says "Koala, n. Eats shoots and leaves".

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gabe_billings October 1, 2001 3:26 PM	I think I've heard the same thing with a panda bear as the butt of the joke.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 1, 2001 4:31 PM	quote: I think I've heard the same thing with a panda bear as the butt of the joke. A prize to the first person who can make a funny , australian based version of All your Base , and not sound like a retard while doing it. The prize being my eternal gratitude for making AYB funny again.
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arrandildocompany October 1, 2001 7:44 PM	So I guess I'm not the only Glaswegian to have ended up in Australia then?!? I heard some joke about Aussies in Earls Court but I forgot it. Sorry about that.
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DexX October 2, 2001 6:58 AM	Scots, Poms, and Irishmen are crawling all over Australia. Nearly as many of you here as there are Americans... :)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 2, 2001 3:05 PM	quote: Scots, Poms, and Irishmen are crawling all over Australia. Nearly as many of you here as there are Americans... :) So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country? :)
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evil_d October 2, 2001 3:17 PM	quote: So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country? Is it just me, or would that have made a lot more sense if "dearth" meant something other than "lack"?
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 2, 2001 3:42 PM	quote: quote: So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country? Is it just me, or would that have made a lot more sense if "dearth" meant something other than "lack"? Damn I meant to say "Wealth" ARGH!
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DexX October 3, 2001 8:07 AM	quote: So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country? Hmmm... warm weather, beaches, huge amounts of natural beauty, nice people... then there's Scotland... cold, windy, wet, and full of drunk men with blue legs wearing skirts, with English neighbours. I think I was born in the right country, actually. :)
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andydougan October 3, 2001 11:03 AM	I think it's pretty safe to assume that KKP has never been to Australia, and DexX has never been to Scotland.
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skagg October 3, 2001 11:41 AM	and that none of you are english
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 3, 2001 2:55 PM	quote: and that none of you are english Amen to that.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 3, 2001 2:56 PM

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So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country?
Hmmm... warm weather, beaches, huge amounts of natural beauty, nice people... then there's Scotland... cold, windy, wet, and full of drunk men with blue legs wearing skirts, with English neighbours.

I think I was born in the right country, actually. :)

Yet you still felt the need to create Neighbours , Home and Away , The Sullivans , Prisoner:Cell Block H , and all manner of god awful , wooden setted monstrosities in the name of "Daytime TV"

What is wrong with you people.

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DexX October 3, 2001 10:00 PM	We also made The Castle, The Dish, Mad Max, The Interview... ...and no, I have never been to the UK, but since this is the fight forum, I feel no need to justify my arguments. nyaah! UK sucks! Oz rules! razz!
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 3, 2001 10:11 PM

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We also made The Castle, The Dish, Mad Max, The Interview...

...and no, I have never been to the UK, but since this is the fight forum, I feel no need to justify my arguments. *nyaah!* UK sucks! Oz rules! *razz!*

Other than Mad Max , i havent heard of those movies. How memorable can they be.

Oh , and Andy , if he posts , will be forced to remind you of a certain well know actor which you forced upon the western world .

Please get your defence lawyers together to try and defend this muscular , yet strangely introverted person.

(And NZ > Aus)

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DexX
October 4, 2001 8:29 AM

He's a fucking Kiwi, so shove it up your arse.

If you want to blame us for Russell Crowe (who I think is pretty good, though he has been in some shit films lately) then I can feel free to blame you for any English or Welsh performer I happen to dislike...

Oh, and as for these "unmemorable" Australian films (ie. films that you never saw, because you were too busy wanking in front of "XXX Goat Antics Volume 6") all four are films that did extremely well overseas. Not that internationla performance matter all that much. I mean, if they're good, they're good. The fact that blue-legged skirt-wearing blokes haven't heard of them means very little.

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boorite October 5, 2001 7:40 AM	Yahoo Serious is suing Yahoo.com for trademark infringement. Seriously.
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DexX October 6, 2001 1:25 AM	Yahoo Serious is an embarrassment to us. Please don't mention him again, or I will mention: Chevy Chase (if you're American). Celine Dion (if you're Canadian). Stock, Aitken and Waterman (if you're English).
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 6, 2001 2:56 AM	quote: Yahoo Serious is an embarrassment to us. Please don't mention him again, or I will mention: Chevy Chase (if you're American). Celine Dion (if you're Canadian). Stock, Aitken and Waterman (if you're English). Half of Stock , Aitken and Watermans biggest artists over here were Australians (Kylie , Dannii , Jason Donovan).
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gabe_billings October 6, 2001 5:18 AM	quote: Yahoo Serious is an embarrassment to us. Please don't mention him again, or I will mention: Chevy Chase (if you're American). Celine Dion (if you're Canadian). Stock, Aitken and Waterman (if you're English). Chevy Chase? Are you kidding? I wouldn't put them in the same league. Did you ever see any of the old Saturday Night Live episodes? Fletch? Come on.
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DexX
October 6, 2001 6:03 AM

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Half of Stock , Aitken and Watermans biggest artists over here were Australians (Kylie , Dannii , Jason Donovan).

Yes, we were smart enough to get rid of them. It took the British to make them "recording" stars. *gag!*

That said, Nik Kershaw was one of theirs, and he was pretty good.

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Chevy Chase? Are you kidding? I wouldn't put them in the same league. Did you ever see any of the old Saturday Night Live episodes? Fletch? Come on.

Okay then... Pauly Shore. Better?

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 6, 2001 6:07 AM	quote: Okay then... Pauly Shore. Better? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Yes. That wins a prize.
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andydougan October 6, 2001 2:56 PM	I can't believe KKP has almost 200 posts despite being here for less than a fortnight. Almost puts Gabe to shame.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm October 7, 2001 5:14 AM	quote: I can't believe KKP has almost 200 posts despite being here for less than a fortnight. Almost puts Gabe to shame. Im tempted to say "Its all thanks to (insert name here)" , but i cant think who i should blame it on.
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DexX October 7, 2001 7:33 AM	I think society is to blame.
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arrandildocompany October 7, 2001 11:47 PM	...and no, I have never been to the UK, but since this is the fight forum, I feel no need to justify my arguments. nyaah! UK sucks! Oz rules! razz! I've now lived in Scotland and Australia. Scotland wins.
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DexX October 8, 2001 3:37 AM	Yeah, but you would say that.
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kramer_vs_kramer October 8, 2001 4:05 AM	quote: I've now lived in Scotland and Australia. Scotland wins. I guy I know just got back from Australia recently and he thought it was great. Although that could be something do with him shagging a schoolgirl while he was over there.
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DexX October 8, 2001 5:44 AM	Australia doesn't have the most beautiful women in the world, but we're damned close to the top of the list. I have heard that some men actually go to Australian beaches to swim...
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boorite October 8, 2001 12:09 PM	DexX, if you think we Americans don't appreciate your totally "bonzer" culture, take a gander at this. (Funny, there's only one of these on the entire Australian continent.)
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DexX October 8, 2001 9:18 PM	Damn... that's just... I'm speechless... Nobody ever seems to be able to get an Ocker (broad Aussie) accent right even in text. I can't remember the last time I heard an Aussie say "don't know" or "want to" instead of "dunno" or "wanna".
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DexX October 8, 2001 9:35 PM	Oh, this map's wrong, by the way... I took the liberty of correcting it.
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arrandildocompany October 8, 2001 10:10 PM	quote: Australia doesn't have the most beautiful women in the world, but we're damned close to the top of the list. I have heard that some men actually go to Australian beaches to swim... Now that is just a blatant lie. If you want beautiful women - go up to Singapore.
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boorite October 9, 2001 10:15 AM	quote: I took the liberty of correcting it. Hahahahahahaha.
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andydougan October 10, 2001 7:54 PM	quote: I guy I know just got back from Australia recently and he thought it was great. Although that could be something do with him shagging a schoolgirl while he was over there. Consentingly?
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DexX October 10, 2001 9:04 PM	quote: Consentingly? Oh, they're all consenting over here, mate. (c) 2001, Australian Tourism Bureau
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boorite October 21, 2001 5:35 PM	What's a lot of pish is this: Julia Roberts. . . could play Margaret Thatcher and make her adorable
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