Laura just couldn't hold it in any longer, when you have to take a dump, you have to take a dump.

Laura currently holds the record for biggest baby birthed.

Photographer: "Oh, yeah. That is so hot. Now I want you to put your jackets on. Oh hell, yeah. Here, try on these decontamination suits. Now fondle one another through these welder's gloves. Oh yeah -- this is going to be incredible."

"Ha ha! This is so funny! We're just mugging it for the camera while drunk. This is SO not something I would normally do. I'm straight! Happily married! God this breast feels good. Uh... I mean, this is doing nothing for me. Just a joke. Ha ha! I'm so fucking wet..."

Sarah was amused by her new Ipod-nanni
"Its the tits!"

"That will teach that bitch to have fun!" Bill thought angrily as he posted the photos of his wife from this Christmas party where she was teasing that sexy blonde from the office on 'sluttywife.com".

"I hope some guy jerks off to her, hahah. That will teach that bitch to leave me!" he took another sip of goldslager as he realized he was alone for another christmas.

"Fucking internet" he thought.

"Reply hazy. Ask again."