Well, I could've made it clearer. I wish our comics series could have theme songs like TV shows. I would have one with Neil Diamond singing:
He's always in hell
His torment is eternal
The brimstone's hot
The flames, they are infernal
He's got hot coals up his butthole
And a cock ring made of thorns
He's Kirk without a phaser
On a planet full of Gorns
And the granny-lady forces him
To poop for her to look at
I guess not sharing your banana
Is a crime to throw the book at
And still for the old lady
He must sexually perform
And do things with his orifice
That are way beyond the norm
Well, in his present body
He's a cop who is bipedal
But in a billion years,
Whoa, Lord
He'll be a multi-legged dung beetle
Yeah, one day
OH YEAH, one glorious day --
(chorus)
He'll be dung beetle
Livin' strong and livin' free!
He'll be wadin' in glory
And smellin' victory!
No longer will he have to jump
Through that old lady's hoop!
He'll be a dung beetle
In a mountain of fresh poop!
And he'll go
Where the buffalos gooooo...
Gettin' dibs on the corn
And takin' it...slooooooow...