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If you wish to blatantly slag off Glasgows poor literacy rate , you could simple misspell all the expletives.
I used to know a guy, back in high school, who was convinced "shit" was spelt with a c. So he kept writing "chit" on things thinking he was well cool, not realising he was just pretty much writing "Receipt! Receipt!" on everything.
IN retrospect , this one was pretty dumb.
In English class , a guy from another class who had been majorly pissing me off for many months , was unfortunate enough to have his jotter as the one on the top of the pile which sat on the table in front of me. For some reason , i was overcome with the notion that i would be somehow "Getting Back" at this guy by writing "Penis" and doing large penis/testicle drawings on every page of his jotter. Thinking only he and i would ever know , and he wouldnt know it was me , i left class that day , assuming i was in the clear.
It was only when , 3 days later , i was pulled up during a Maths lesson , dragged out of class and down to the english department in order that i could be given a dressing down by the teacher , who had correctly surmised i was the culprit. However , once i got there , and saw the other kid in question , i realised he must have been given the third degree by the teacher as to why he has been drawing Penises all over his jotters when he should have been learning Shakespeare.
And i felt a twinge of satisfaction at this.
