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DH-01
September 30, 2005 7:18 PM

You cannot eat them without getting in trouble.

You cannot please them without spending immense amounts of time doing vile things for them.

Their little baby bodies do not generate a protective force field like God SHOULD have made for them, so you must treat them like they are a wet paper bag full of used heroin needles.

They do not make for good cannon ammo.

Their squeal is some sort of mind-altering tone that forces you to smile and make cute noises like 'awwwww' or 'dabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby' or somesuch shit like that.

They will eventually grow up and kill you.

Their drool is one of the most vile substances made by any living thing, next to sea snake venom, skunk musk, and disco music.

Above all else, they are a fearsome consequence of one of the most enjoyable practices we as people have.

So, in short, babies suck and should be banned.

-dh01

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dcomposed September 30, 2005 7:30 PM	YEEAH BUT THEY'RE FUN TO MAKE AM I RITE?
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DH-01 September 30, 2005 7:31 PM	God dammit, it's you again. Didn't you die in that fire?!
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dcomposed September 30, 2005 7:34 PM	No, but my body was destroyed. I'm a cyborg now.
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DH-01 September 30, 2005 7:35 PM	Let me guess. You're a giant chrome ball that sprouts metallic peniseseseses that double as ass-raping laser missiles?
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dcomposed September 30, 2005 7:37 PM	That's silly. Yes.
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DH-01 September 30, 2005 7:53 PM	Good man.
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biped September 30, 2005 9:07 PM	quote: They do not make for good cannon ammo. Only if you're going for damage. If you just want to make a big, horrible mess all over your opponent, they're great. Also, it can be somewhat demoralizing when your foe discovers that they're fighting against someone who will fire babies out of a cannon at them.
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BigFrank105 October 1, 2005 1:00 AM	DH, i know you don't even know me but I find your sodomy comics to be the highest calibur of humor i have ever known. congratulations, chap!
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joshw October 1, 2005 2:49 AM	DH, I thought you got shot. Seriously.
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BigFrank105 October 1, 2005 6:35 AM	he was not shot, the correct term he is "had a cap straight up blasted in his ass"
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DH-01 October 2, 2005 5:35 PM	I suck at dying.
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HCRoyall October 3, 2005 4:08 AM	quote: They will eventually grow up and kill you. Not if you train them to fear you from birth.
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NooniePuuBunny October 3, 2005 5:43 PM	quote: Their drool is one of the most vile substances made by any living thing, next to sea snake venom, skunk musk, and disco music. Woah woah woah... Replace disco music with "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits" and "Yanni"
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joshw October 3, 2005 11:54 PM	Or keep it disco music, because disco is totally gay.
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NooniePuuBunny October 4, 2005 8:07 PM	quote: Or keep it disco music, because disco is totally gay. Is it your hatred for disco or your burning desire for Neil Diamond and Yanni that makes you say that?
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HCRoyall October 4, 2005 9:34 PM	quote: quote: Or keep it disco music, because disco is totally gay. Is it your hatred for disco or your burning desire for Neil Diamond and Yanni that makes you say that? You're just trying to make us think Neil Diamond and Yanni are evil because their music keeps your people from swimming up into our harbors and destroying our coastal cities.
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