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Those were funny. I could actually hear Andy Rooney's voice reciting the lines. Then I realized he was reading them out loud over my shoulder. I hate it when people do that, so I shot him six times.
reload and shoot him again.
he did the same thing at my cousin's barmitzvah.
very annoying.
but the single shotgun blast from uncle hershel wasn't enough, and he fled into the mountains.
where he married santa claus. on the moon.