Forum archives » Regarding Stripcreator » From the top of the "fights" forum this morning...

pslock
October 6, 2005 10:09 AM

Post #193184link

BigFrank105
October 6, 2005 10:46 AM

I almost think this should be in caption mountain, but that's me. Still, that's hilarious!

Post #193187link

flipynif1
October 6, 2005 10:51 AM

Racist toys are the best

Post #193188link

mandingo
October 6, 2005 11:55 AM

especially the Indiana Jones whip

Post #193193link

kaufman
October 6, 2005 12:12 PM

I'm kind of partial to Lynch Mob Barbie and Skinhead Ken.

Post #193195link

biped
October 6, 2005 12:30 PM

My favorite racism board game is "YEEE-HAAAA!!!" from Milton-Bradley.

Post #193197link

BigFrank105
October 6, 2005 3:24 PM

Hi-Ho Cherry-O is all about picking fruits and vegetables and such. It has so much to do with slavery that it makes my fucking head spin. Those dirty fuckers.

Post #193212link

squidrabies
October 6, 2005 5:17 PM

I found this Monopoly clone board game at a thrift store a couple years back. Here's some stuff from the game instructions:

"1. Decide whether you'll play as a black person or a white. If more than half the players want to be black, roll high-dice. The whites are never the minority--they are like two out of three, two our of four, or four out of seven.
2. Draw cash from the bank--$10,000 for each black player, $1,000,000 for each white player.
3. Stack the two decks of Opportunity Cards face down on the board so that you only see the backs of the cards. The Black Cards go in the rectangle on the ghetto-integrated side of the board, the white cards on the suburban-estate side."
"Black players use the strips of black-power paper to mark each property they buy, thus marking the decline of white domination."
"A black player does not pay rent in the Suburban or Estate zone unless blacks own property there. When a black player lands on an unsold property in a zone that is restricted to him, no auction is held. He waits there rent-free until his next roll."
"Whites buy property anywhere, anytime. But a black player must have $1,000,000 in net assets--property plus cash, minus debts--before he can buy into either of the Estate neighborhoods. And he cannot buy into either Suburban neighborhood unless he: a) finds a white owner ready to sell privately, perhaps at a premium; or b) Bids highest for a property at a white player's bankruptcy auction."
"A well organized community of black players can become almost invincible; the individualistic ethic of rich whites does not usually encourage such group cooperation."
"When a white player goes bankrupt, he is out of the game, psychologically defeated. When a black player goes bankrupt, he goes on welfare and collects $5,000 from each white player. He pays no rent until he passes Treasury again and goes off welfare."

This game was invented by the psychology department of the University of California around 1970. It's just like Monopoly, except it teaches you how blacks are oppressed by whites.
For nice shots of the playing board, click HERE, nigga.

Post #193233link

mandingo
October 6, 2005 5:51 PM

i bet every black that plays that game wants to be the Cadillac

Post #193240link

flipynif1
October 7, 2005 10:00 AM

Oh My GOD, i want that game!

Post #193345link

basic
October 7, 2005 10:59 AM

Squidrabies, that game is officially TEH COOL.

What would've been AWESOMER is if the game was intentionally supposed to be racist. Then it would be TEH SUPER COOL.

Post #193367link

squidrabies
October 7, 2005 11:10 AM

Post #193374link

basic
October 7, 2005 2:10 PM

What I really love is that 'jail' picture.

'Whites get out for a bond of 10,000.
Blacks lose turn for questioning.'

If only they'd approve "LIFE: IN DA HOOD"

Post #193411link

pslock
October 7, 2005 3:10 PM

I propose a board game simply called "RACISM: THE GAME"

it's pretty easy. Get together 5-10 gamers.
Decide the order of turns.
When it is a player's turn, he checks to see if he is a proud white and carrying on the tradition of the Aryan Brotherhood.

If he/she isn't, they lose the game.

The game ends when all non-whites have lost.

Winners get free ice cream, and the losers must serve it and clean up the mess afterwards.

If there are no losers and every player is a winner, the winners must find members of the mud races to serve them the free ice cream.

The game also supports an expansion called "SEXISM" where all women automatically lose before player order is even determined.

Post #193420link

flipynif1
October 7, 2005 3:49 PM

haha!

Sounds like fun! Shotgun ARYEN!

Post #193427link

theReverend
October 8, 2005 12:46 AM

Racism is wrong.

Post #193467link

biped
October 8, 2005 1:06 AM

Dude, that'd make an awesome T-shirt.

Post #193469link

Drexle
October 15, 2005 7:47 PM

I'm more intrigued that alongside the google ad for racism is a google ad for "Oneness."

Post #194565link

ivytheplant
October 17, 2005 10:51 AM

Post #194848link

pslock
October 17, 2005 1:29 PM

Shouldn't the "Basketball" game be called "Blacksketball?"

Post #194880link

Forum archives » Regarding Stripcreator » From the top of the "fights" forum this morning...

stripcreator
Make a comic
Forums
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks