"ohh baby, nothin' like a good old shower in dinosaur piss"

Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

absolute fag0try

"Will you hurry up and take the friggin' picture? My sack is getting as cold and shrivelled as my singing career."

If late 19th century Western outlaws had singing careers...

...and two seconds later, three wet tigers landed on his head.

Jeff...don't move...there's a vampire bat on your upper lip.

That's what I call a cold shower.

Unlike most men, when he started shaving he included his chest but somehow missed most of his face.

"I'm gonna change my name to Gym Post so guys will climb all over me and my hang from my mustache"

HE LOVES HIS LIFE. WHY? I'LL NEVER KNOW.

Isn't this the dude on the far left?

"Just grab the handlebars, honey, and take a ride!"

Jim Post: a specimen that when it is wet and naked, it will leave all women dry and clothed.

Song titles include:
"Nothing Wets My 'Stache Like Your Lips"
"I Shaved My Chest And Canada Cried"
"Please, Mr. Post, Man (Put On Some Clothes)"
"Theme From 'Brokedick Mountain'"
"Prison Shower Blues"
"Rainy Day Women #23"

his 2nd album was titled "Goddamn Little Raincloud always following me Around". it was a wash

What Joe Btfsplk has been doing since they cancelled Lil' Abner.

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Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

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