I hate party busses. Half the time they're nerds looking for ass.

Wait, do party busses even exist?

If you do not know whether they exist, then how can you postulate on the nature of one's passengers?

I have seen a party bus once or twice since moving to Seattle, albeit an empty one each time... so I can't really say whether they are nerds looking for ass or not.

Nerds need ass too, though.

They are popular with hen's nights (female equivalent of a stag night / buck's party) and I can't really complain about a busload of drunk horny women.

busload of DESPERATE horny women

But a busload of horny SC members is considered a crime against humanity in most countries.

Would a pub crawl constitute as a party bus? As there's usually a shedload of drunken idiots on said bus, yelling and screaming things at passersby on the way to the next bar/pub.

I find these busses are usually heading straight to loser town.

Years ago there was a small double-decker bus here in NYC that was like a moving fiesta. I would be walking home from the pub and see it rolling down the avenue like the phisical embodiment of joy. It's mariachi band filling the New York night with Mexican happiness. I've always wondered where the hell that thing docked and why I wasn't on it.

there's lamer things than party busses.

just not that many.

what's lamer, at least to me, are those ridiculously overpriced "booze cruises" on tropical islands/Mexico that are basically filled with barely of age jocks who scream "WOOHOOO" every two and a half minutes, or middle-age suburban housewives who think that going on a booze cruise is a good way to meet men.

jesus fucking christ, i hate those things.

because they go by and you think, "wow, it'd be nice to go on one of those" so you gather your money and you pay for a ticket and you go and it's all Jimmy Buffet music and shitty people... and you can't get off the boat no matter what.