quote:Strangle the daschund!
Rearrange some skin!
Teach the kids how to fly! (I love that one.)
Milk the one-teated cow!
Massage the meat!
Squeezing the Burrito
Staff Meeting
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Batting Practice
Boppin' your Bologna
Pounding your Pud
Punchin' The Munchkin
Roughing up the Suspect
Box the Jesuit
Burping the Worm
Butter Your Corn
Calling Down For More Mayo
Rounding Up the Tadpoles
Pump the Python
Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste
Fondle the Fig
Charm the Cobra
Manual Override
Bash The Candle
Pound Your Flounder
Making the Bald Guy Puke (Spankling?)
Masonic Secret Self Handshake
Stir the Soup
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Choke the Serriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Choke Kojak
Cuffing the Puppy
Beating the Bishop
Dishonorable Discharge
Tease the Weasle
White Water Wristing
Freeing Willie
Hit the Ham
One Handed Clapping
Pat the Robertson
Play the Stand-Up Organ
Polish the Rocket
Shaking Hands With Shorty
Beating the Snake
quote:Freeing Willie
Hit the Ham
One Handed Clapping
Pat the Robertson
Play the Stand-Up Organ
Polish the Rocket
Shaking Hands With Shorty
Beating the Snake
"manipulation" of the "genitals" for the purpose of attaining "orgasm"
Not at all. Actually, I did that strip at my wife's request. She wanted to see what you thought of my "chemistry." I was trying to make her laugh by "explaining" how farts could be made to glow in the dark (while dredging up what little I could remember from organic chemistry in college). One of her co-workers pointed out that the combination I picked out of the hat would glow in the dark -- as it exploded.
I have this terrible habit of just making up the most ridiculous shit and seeing if she'll buy it. I have a 99.9% failure rate, but we usually have a good laugh.
When I started this strip, I was using Kajun's character, which is somehow funnier, even if his hand is in the wrong position. Maybe it's the kilt, or that "Whee! I'm whacking off!" expression on his face.