helloooooo? I am new here and have only 1 comic. Could you guys show me around? I just broke up with my girlfriend and I feel a bit...well, I feel extremely sad and lonely.

Name:manky_man
Age:23
Place:Bristol, England
Favourite pastimes:Surfing the net/Drinking/Sex!/Surfing (If there is waves)

BRISTOL?!!

which part?!

im in nailsea about 10 mins south down the LA bypass

Bristol!? Did I say Bristol!!??? Oops! I meant Bridgmary. Sorry Skagg! Forgive me. I'm a bit jerky at the moment 'cos I lost my girl.

i'm in Nevada. just thought i'd chime in.

incidentally, i don't think i've ever been so distraught that i forgot what town i'm from.

Don't worry I usually forget something important...wasn't I supposed to...

(hears loud bang followed by "Manky...man he was supposed to disarm...")

Oh well...

wheres bridgemary?

The south of England. Near the sea.

how far from bristol?

*cough cough Deisel cough*

Hmm? What's that? No, I just had a tickle in my throat. Don't mind me.

'Bout an hour, hour and a half something like that...How old are u?

ha, DexX... that's what i was trying, a bit more subtly, to get at above.

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*cough cough Deisel cough*

Hmm? What's that? No, I just had a tickle in my throat. Don't mind me.

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Sure. That's it. That's the ticket.

I smell deisel with a new screen name.

It's probably deisel 2.0 we did tell him to get a new screen name.

Regardless of who it is, they have a cool sig.

An Oldie , but a goodie.

I wonder , could i create a set of amusing board accounts for posting.

Gay Billings.
Crappy
Dicksel.
Andy Dogsex
Kevin Keegans Penis.
Wirthless.
ProstituteChicka.

(anyone else got some suggestions. I cant think of parodies for Dexx or Kaufman).

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ProstituteChicka.

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Ouch...

It wasn't a comparison, chicka, just a simple pun. I am 100% sure he had no intention at all of causing you genuine offence.

I'm sure he didn't. And I suppose everyone has it in their heads by now that I'm a little too sensitive. But there are two things that spark my hate list instantly. He just stumbled into one of them.

SexX
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DixX

TernYerHedNKaufman

(ugh)

Damn... That sucks...

Actually, I had a friend years ago, during my first try at uni, who was also very sensitive to any kind of prostitute-related comments, no matter how lighthearted or silly (she even got huffy about neing jokingly called a "harlot" or "scarlet woman"). Turns out she had an abusive mother who called her "slut" and "whore" almost constantly when she was home, so she had a good reason to be sensitive.

Uh... not that I am suggesting you are in the same situation. You just triggered a memory.

PS. Kaufman = Barfman, Couchman, Oafman, Half-man... DexX = DixX, DorxX...

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ProstituteChicka.

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Remember when I said the people I don't love is approximately equivilent to my shoe size? Well, it just broke its barrier.

Listen, dude, I know you're trying to be cool and everything, but you even think of using that and you'll have some problems. I never did shit to you and I expect you to respect me as the person I am. I am not a prostitute. I am a person. And the comparision is not funny. At least I'm not laughing.

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You can call me a prostitute if you want.

In fact, tell her to bring a friend.

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You can call me a prostitute if you want.

In fact, tell her to bring a friend.

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Well, I'm already mad at you for rejecting Geek Sperm Nan Kiev as your alrternate name. But I owe you one for the Scottish lesson, so it's even.

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Scary that WTC jokes , dead babies in a blender ,and constant cornholing remains amusing , but this "Crosses the line".

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Scary that WTC jokes , dead babies in a blender ,and constant cornholing remains amusing , but this "Crosses the line".

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To be quite fair, I think that the dead baby jokes are limited in their appeal to me and maybe three or four other people on Stripcreator. And the last time I saw overt WTC humor was the one strip DX posted and then almost immediately asked Brad to delete... and I never even got to see it before it was erased.

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Scary that WTC jokes , dead babies in a blender ,and constant cornholing remains amusing , but this "Crosses the line".

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To be quite fair, I think that the dead baby jokes are limited in their appeal to me and maybe three or four other people on Stripcreator. And the last time I saw overt WTC humor was the one strip DX posted and then almost immediately asked Brad to delete... and I never even got to see it before it was erased.

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Theres a WTC gag used in Comic Cup V ATM. That said , the toons on the forums here are usually pretty strong. While maybe a lot of people would publicly compain , i would wager that those same people gutted themselves laughing the first time they saw them.

And the Dead Babies in a Blender strip. I defy anyone to claim that wasnt funny and mean it , even if they do hate themselves for laughing at it.

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Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure joshw doesn't like the dead babies strip. If it has the name "Drexle," in the author field, he automatically hates it.

Isn't that right josh? :)

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Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure joshw doesn't like the dead babies strip. If it has the name "Drexle," in the author field, he automatically hates it.

Isn't that right josh? :)

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I'm sure he didn't.

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I did a WTC comic. The punchline was a little crass. I still think it was funny.

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I did a WTC comic. The punchline was a little crass. I still think it was funny.

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I did a WTC comic. The punchline was a little crass. I still think it was funny.

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While i wish not to seem insensitive to the Americans on the boards , i would love to see some of the better WTC jokes that were put up and still exist.

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I did a WTC comic. The punchline was a little crass. I still think it was funny.

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While i wish not to seem insensitive to the Americans on the boards , i would love to see some of the better WTC jokes that were put up and still exist.

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While I don't particularly care what you would love, *I* love to show off my own stuff, so here you go:

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Who was it that made "Last of the cave dwellers?" Now that I think of it, there were a few other WTC comics. That one in particular nearly made me shit myself. Let's see it again!

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Who was it that made "Last of the cave dwellers?" Now that I think of it, there were a few other WTC comics. That one in particular nearly made me shit myself. Let's see it again!

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Brad's holding out on us. He actually *does* have one and has used it for us on occasion. He says "it works... sometimes."

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Brad's holding out on us. He actually *does* have one and has used it for us on occasion. He says "it works... sometimes."

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The power of menbah....

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The power of menbah....

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MENBAH!

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I did a WTC comic. The punchline was a little crass. I still think it was funny.

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While i wish not to seem insensitive to the Americans on the boards , i would love to see some of the better WTC jokes that were put up and still exist

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As Tim of the Doug Anthony All Stars once said:

"I mean, we had jokes written about the space shuttle disaster before the bloody thing even hit the water!"

Oh, and DX's strip was written after the first plane impact, before the second plane showed up and long before thousands of people died. It was a joke about how Gabe Billings was piloting the plane.

I figured that mine was fair game because it centered on the bullshit *I* was experiencing. The "they're all ground floor now" part was a little crude, but it's kinda like the Hawkeye Pierce reaction to the situation. It's an expression of incredulity. I don't expect everyone to get it. Personally, I'm offended by the massive amount of religious/flag-waving/bigoted email I've received to my work account. Rather than tell everyone off for what I see as an inappropriate way to express their grief and helplessness (polluting my inbox), I quietly delete.

My mom is pissed off because the beautiful little tree that sat so peacefully and zen-like outside her window is now choked with red, white, blue, and yellow ribbons (no doubt they've added purple, too).

No one can force everyone to suddenly be tolerant, but I can advise that adopting a small measure of tolerance when it comes to understanding people's different ways of processing this is just easier than telling everyone off.

I'm sure that kaufman could post several pages in dedication to the irony of LadyJ preaching tolerance.

You know, you guys could save a fortune on stitching if you would just merge the red white and blue flag into a solid mauve block. Change your anthem to "The Nice Lilac Banner".

I didn't mean to start this whole what's offensive/what's not thing. DexX was correct by accident when he was talking about his friend and her mother. Except it was my father. I'm truly sorry I snapped like that, I really should learn to control that.

Perm dude, I don't hate you, I was just really upset and running on 1 hour of sleep. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for reacting like such a bitch.

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I didn't mean to start this whole what's offensive/what's not thing. DexX was correct by accident when he was talking about his friend and her mother. Except it was my father. I'm truly sorry I snapped like that, I really should learn to control that.

Perm dude, I don't hate you, I was just really upset and running on 1 hour of sleep. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for reacting like such a bitch.

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Group hug on Chicka!