For this one, the challenge is to make up the question they are asking about god Here is mine.

"Can God make a penis SO big, even he cannot masturbate it?"

If God really exists, how come we're so damn ugly?

Now I'm going to gargle while my dummy sings!

Do you think they have even an inkling that we just swindled them out of a collective five million dollars?

God: If you exists why can't i be the woman, just once, Lance takes all the glory

"I wonder if God knows we have anal plugs in right now? The bible makes no mention of it, so it is not a sin."

Jim is smiling because the chemical fumes from Tammy's hair and makeup are making him high as a kite.

Oh God is it a sin to keep these vibrating love eggs in for so long?

"If there is a God, why does he allow us to exist, knowing we are purely evil? He must be powerless."

Well, God, yes... I did - TECHNICALLY - swindle millions of people, but.. I mean... I pretty much have to be higher than giraffe pussy on glue and Jim Beam just to get NEAR this bitch and.. the balance sheet totals just... all started running together. Sorry. So am I goin' ta hell?