quote:Today, President Bush asserted that he had proof our soldiers were having a Good Year in Iraq.
Our Kaufman never tyres of puns. He done lopped the head off that one. He bridge(stone)s the gap between dictionary and joke book. I pirelli mean that.
"Strangely, even though he was prone to violence, this man has never played the video game 'Doom'. I guess he is the exception that proves the rule" as the 72 year old Senators swung the gavel on the law about the new technology that they fully did not understand.
"Damit, I am pissed! I just spent all night long chatting on the internet to some dude who painted himself up to look like a cat for cybersex! raaaar!"
