Girls just love getting a tube of lipstick as a gift.

...or...

"...well, yeah, but relatively speaking I'm hung like a MULE!"

"Honey...I have a headache..."

"Whassamadda? You a dyke or summin?"

Yo Quero Taco Bell? Baby I'm gonna run my beef burrito south of the border!

8 out of 10 for effort honey but i've crapped bigger lumps than u!

Think about it this way, u let me shag u and the litter will be a real breeze to give birth to! huh, huh! what do u say?

well, it can't hurt as much as the arm in my ear

ok rex i'll let u shag me this time but you'd better not be lying about your contacts in the pedegree kennel club!

I know u will enjoy this but for fuck's sake don't wag your tail or you'll knock me out,...in both senses of the phrase!

www.boners.com

That's all I have to say.