Furry Elton John: "See this thing? This is my internet cock."

"Of course it's a fake beard and moustache! You think I want to be recognised doing this crap?"

Spot the dummy.

Colonel Sanders grandson Private Parts

During his alcoholic years, Captain Kangaroo was forced to puppeteer for loose change on the corner.

Mr Balloon-o is the brains behind the whole act, talk about versatile, a ventriloquist and he can bend himself into the shape of a girraffe!

NARRATOR:
Pee Wee Herman 2101 AD, Pedo was begin
What happen ?
Somebody set up us the molester.
We get signal.
What !
Main nads turn on.
It's you !!

POOPETEER:
How are you gentlemen !!
All your children are belong to us.
You are on the way to great masturbation

LIL JON:
What you say !!

POOPETEER:
You have no chance to masturbate, make your time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha ....