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Scary.

I understand everything youve just said , and i spend my entire life online.

i sense for me there will be no salvation.

And you know something... I knew all of that.

What I think is funny is that Kane was supposedly burned over 90% of his body when he was introduced... I guess when he became a professional wrestler, his mutant healing factor kicked in, allowing him to strategically shed bits and pieces of his costume.

No , i much prefer it when people who have supposedly been trying to kill each other by running each other down with cars , or dropping them from cranes , or high balconies , etc etc , suddenly become best of friends as though it never happened.

And Kanes mutant healing factor isnt as good as Undertaker and his "Power from the urn" being replaced by "Bikertaker".

I pray someday , Kevin Nash wanders down the aisle , walks up the Undertaker , beats him senseless with a sharp/blunt object of his choosing , and says "Thats for stealing my gimmick for the last year asshole"

here's a little-known fact that betrays my past wrestling-geekhood:

when the undertaker was first introduced, at the survivor series in '88 or '89, they called hime kane the undertaker. soon his christian name was deleted, then much later they revealed a brother of his, named kane. huh?

also, the phenom crap

for a brief period kane was refered to as the phenom, but undertaker maintained it for the majority

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Not too shabby.

next crap fact

we brits are responsible for the death of yokozuna

well, actually not we brits but our spiders

he was on the promotional side of an old wrestling tour with old wrestlers and in his hotel suite he saw a spider

his arachnophobia caused a heart attack

the end

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