Well then,
This was a particularly piss-poorly entered contest. I should not have made such an esoteric last panel, but also, fuck those upstart ICC and time release contests for stealing attention! Cundfuggery.
Right, without any more fucking about, with jimstringtown coming a "close" second, the winner is Fuj.
If he can stop getting pwnd at Yu-Gi-Oh long enough, I hope his BTC 47 attracts more entries than this rotting car wreck of a taintfuck. Good luck Fuj.