"That's the last time I buy my quad bikes second-hand from a circus clown."

One day at his ranch, President Bush finally realizes what all those people meant when they said the wheels were flying off.

"These new invisible axles are fuckin' great!"

Ricky's Last Thoughts;

"Cool, just like in that PS2 game, I am about to crash, do some rolls and rag doll physics, then get up and get back on and try to complete the race..." CRAAASSHHHHHHHHHHHH!-(reality)

The Tragic untold story of Firestone's other P.R. nightmare.

Maybe that hit and run on the old gypsy woman a while back was a bad idea...

"Helmet, pads, boots, goggles, sure, got all that shit. Nobody said I'd need a fucking parachute."

Ronnie began to realise just how difficult it is to translate English into Japanese when he hit the "EJECT" button on his airborne-and-about-to-crash-land ATV.

"What? My quad bike just lost two wheels! Damn it! I'M NOT LICENCED TO RIDE A TWO WHEELER!!!"