Juan nunca salió de la casa sin un sombrero para "poco Juan".

Say hello to my leetle friend...

I guess he didn't want to play Hot Tamale

This frame from our high speed camera footage shows the perpetrator, Mr Speedy Gonzales, caught in the act of molesting our client.

I don't see what's funny about this picture. It's obviously a Mexican nudist keeping his midget baby son warm between his legs.

And now for a hat dance on your balls!