"I'm sorry, sir, but that shit was a wee, mite too happy. Now hold still."

"Yes, yes, I know sir - some guy in a black and white striped costume and a black mask stole the burgers, not you. Whatever you say, sir..." *snicker*

"Lets arrest this statue. I think it got its dick sucked in an earlier thread!"

"Yeah...haha"

"what the fuck are you talking about?"

Earlier today Ronald McDonald got arrested for showing children his quarter pounder.

VH1's Behind the Counter:

Grimace: "There was a period in our relationship when I endured a lot of domestic abuse, but we've worked through that..."

Mr. Ronlad Macdonald, caught sitting alone in the party room, playing with his balls.

"Goddamn it, I knew I shouldn't have tried Scott Stapp Aerobics... now I'm stuck in this position!"

Bad clowns, bad clowns
Whatcha gonna do...

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Bad clowns, bad clowns
Whatcha gonna do...

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"Come on, Michael. Back to the Ranch. This time you've gone too far with the plastic surgery."

"Look what we just bought on E-bay! it was inside Paris Hiltons butthole!"

Cop on right: I should have been a goddamn doctor.

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Mr. Ronlad Macdonald, caught sitting alone in the party room, playing with his balls.

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Alex may have been cured, but that didn't stop his former "droogs" from taking him out and beating the shit out of him.

viewers were particulary shocked at who the Sopranos writers decided to off this season finale