"Yeah? Well do I LOOK like I can fit into a car? If you let moose in the dining room, I wouldn't BE here, now would I"

Paris Hilton orders a Big Mac.

"Nah, it's cool, serve all the beef you life - cows are bastards. That said, if I hear you guys have started serving McVenison burgers, you're in trouble."

"Bitch, I asked for BBQ Sauce, not Hot and Sour!"

I have a coupon for an apple pie. Hello? Somebody pie me!